"Ok Amy what do you have on the perps!" Jake said
"Idk do you have anything?" Amy said
"As a matter of fact...I don't have anything cause I've been slacking all day.And look whos winning the bet!" Jake said
"Ughhhh...You." Amy said
"Yeeeeah! In your face!" Jake said happily
"Guys can we stop fooling around for a bit!" Terry said
"Sure what is it?" Jake said
"New captain will arrive tommorow!" Terry said
"Ooooh who's it gonna be I'm excited!" Jake said loudly
"Calm down for a bit Jake or you'll be stationed at the Records room." Terry said
"Gotya!" Jake said
"Man i Wish he/she is as cool as McGintley!" Jake said
"You only liked him cause he let you do whatever you want." Amy said
"Flashback to 2 months earlier
"WOOOOOOO!" Evryone was screaming
"Whats all this!" McGintley said
"Uhhhhhhh Fire extinguisher roller derby." Jake said
"Oh ok." McGintley said
"He would let you do anything if you gave him a burger." Jake said
2 minutes later they went to the scene of the break in
"Ok! What do we have here!" Jake said
"Not much a few broken plates open window and footprints and apparently bullet casings." Amy said
"Ok but who is going to be asking people who was the guy that broke in that room?" Jake said
"You and Terry." Amy said
"Why me!?" Both of them said it shockingly like they found the 8th wonder of the world
"You guys look intimadating. So get on with it!" Amy said
"First of all im not intimidat--" Jake said
"JUST DO IT!" Amy said
"Ok gotya!" Jake said
1 minute later
"Umm yeah hey have you seen anyone do a break in lately?" Jake said
"No...But can someone report that we had a break in and someone smoked wee here." The Guy said
"I guess that large bong explains it."
Jake said
"Oh ok." The guy said while closing the door
3 minutes later at the office
"So Amy got any news on the footprints?" Jake said
"Nope!" Amy said
"Dang cause while you were trying to find out who it was i arrested someone for guess what." Jake said
"Ughhhhh...What?" Amy said while being annoyed by jake
"Holdapping a Innocent bystander. get in there!" Jake shouted while putting him in jail
"JOE! put another arrest on the white board yeah!" Jake said
"NICE! Amy is losing hard by 10 hahaahh!" Joe said as he adds a point
"You know what we will solve the butglar case tommorow im getting lazy! I mean the new Captain will just be a robot following orders like ZEEP-ZORP--" Jake said with a robot voice
"Am I robot Mr.Peralta? Do that Robot voice! come on." The captain said
"Ok...ze..eep zorp..." Jake said while being embarrassed
"Ok...ATTENTION! I want Eveyone to wear a Tie By tommorow!" The new captain said
"Ok everyone lets go Drinks on me!" Jake said proudlyThats all folks
This is the new story thank you guys
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Brooklyn Nine Nine
HumorFollow this cast of trained agents that dont take anyting seriously