oof, I've been serial killed

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by ohheckshrek

by ohheckshrek

I was sitting and eating my acai bowl and taking aesthetic pictures of it for Instagram, because I'm a fucking Instagram celebrity. Anyway, my sister walked in holding her Louis Vuitton bag like it was a baby in her arms. She was crying like a pu$$y.

"whats wrong thot" I asked her like a stereotypical high school bully.

"ughhhhh my fucking bag broke and mom won't buy me a new one" she tearfully answered

"ew thats fucking bullshit" I yelled now enraged at our cheap mom

I sister snatched my sisters bag to investigate the damage.

"ugh you dumb hoe, its not broken" I scream

"yes it is, look at the top it opens up" my sister snatched the bag back and opened it

"omg you're so dumb, the bags supposed to open up like that" I laughed at my sister as I grabbed my phone and started recording her.

She screeched like a twelve year old playing fortnite and jumped up onto the dining room table. I continued to record her so I could post the video on my Instagram and get all that moolah. Suddenly, my sister pulled out an AK-47 from her eye socket and started firing at me. While still recording I run into the living room and hide behind grandma's old smelly sofa for safety. Once my sister runs out of ammo i decide to emerge from my hiding spot, only to be met with a knife to the gut. I stopped recording and decided to take a selfie of me dying so I could post it on my story. I wrote a long heartfelt message to my followers, with a lot of stupid heart emoji's of course. Once I pressed share I flipped off my sister and closed my eyes.

Then I rose up out of my body as a ghost and saw my sister fucking eating my corpse like a toddler eats chocolate cake. She screeched again, this time sounding like a low budget version of Jurassic park.

whats this?!

my sister is evolving

dundun dundun dundun dun duuuuuu dundun dundun dundun dun duuuuuuu

MY SISTER EVOLVED INTO MEGATHOT

I watch as Megathot bursts out my front door into the streets murdering everyone in sight. To be honest, I kinda saw this coming, I always new that bitch had anger issues.

The end