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Peppa what are you doing with my toys

I was calmly sleeping next to my HAWT wife Samandra, she's an ex-supermodel so ya pretty fucking hot. The only downside is that she has mouths for eyes, but the more the merrier I say. Recently our daughter Bethany has been getting into a show called Peppa Pig. From what I could tell the show was pretty simple, easy for kids to understand and learn from. I watched with her for an hour the other day and I was captivated. I found myself actually enjoying the show. Me! enjoying a kids show?! My favourite character quickly became Daddy Pig, at first I didn't know if it was because I related to him with the whole fatherhood think or what. I just really liked him. Before I knew it, I was looking up everything I could find about this man. I followed his voice actor on social media. Just something about Daddy Pig was so, nice. My wife hates my obsession with Daddy Pig and the whole Peppa Pig franchise. I mean "not even Bethany is this obsessed" she'd say to me in our many arguments. As hot as she is I'd definitely leave her for Daddy Pig any day.
KNOCK KNOCK
"nani the fuck!" I exclaim whilst me and Bethany watch peppa pig
I reluctantly escape the grasp of the soft cloud-like sofa I had relaxed into. Bethany seems unbothered as she continues to watch Peppa's escapades. I drag myself to the wooden door, the handle squeaking as I turn it and the door letting out an ear piercing screech. A glorious bright light emits from the door, I cover my face as to not blind myself. I release my eyes from the prison that is my arm as the light fades to reveal DADDY PIG. I feel my cheeks burn up and my dick harden upon seeing the sexy SEXY man. Naturally I invite in inside, unable to quell the ever flapping butterflies in my stomach.
Suddenly I hear a screech coming from the top of the staircase. I look up to see my super hot ex supermodel wife Samandra in nothing but a bathrobe. Usually this sight would send me howling like a rabid wolf, but not today, not in front of Daddy Pig. Before I can let a word out, my super fucking sexy ex supermodel wife falls down the staircase. Although I felt nothing for her anymore (i mean have you seen Daddy Pig) I still approach her to ensure that she is ok. Horrified, I notice a knife in her back. My very incredibly sexy ex supermodel wife is dead. I feel tears begin to well up when suddenly a 3 fingered pink hand lands gently on my shoulder. I look up to meet with Daddy Pig's gaze.
"Harold, now we can be alone" He sensually whispers.
"K" I respond eagerly "but my daughter is still here!"
"I can have something arranged for her" Daddy Pig menacingly states.
"HELP DADA!!" I hear my sweet Bethany scream.
"What are you doing?" I scream "she's only 5!"
"Nothing, she's just going to military school in Texas" Daddy Pig says.
"Oh that's fine, she's always been misbehaved, maybe this'll be good for her" I smile
Daddy Pig smiles back

THE END