authors note: if you don't have a dog then cry. goo goo wa wa. this wasn't made for you, stupid little baby. you want a bottle? gonna suck on a nipple? no one cares if you don't have a dog, and I certainly don't! make something up dumbass ❤️
"ugh eat your food y/d/n!!! (your dog's name)" y/d/g (your dog's gender) won't eat y/d/g food!!! I kick y/d/g across the room because y/d/g is being SO annoying!!! I gave y/d/g my Halloween skeleton from the dollar tree and y/d/g isn't even appreciating it!!!!! I throw y/d/n OUT the window, and I see a man approaching y/d/n. wait... I must be drunk because I see TWO of the same man! they take y/d/n and start running, and eating y/d/n raw! after a closer look, I realized they were the Martinez twins! they can take y/d/n, I love them almost as much as my BABAY BOIIII, B E E B O 😘!!! I jump out the window and run after them
"HEY!" I yell, running after them
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!" they both grab y/d/g's nose and throw it at me saying at the same time, yelling
"CATCH IT OR **** OFF!!" I'm so bewildered that I don't catch it & start running down my favorite trail to walk down, because I'm scared they'll throw more of my dog's limbs at me.
I stop to catch my breath, and when I look up I see Brendon! he asks me "what happened?" I think, trying to remember what he's talking about. oh! he was going to tell me something. "you were going to tell me something but you passed out before you could" he stares off, seeming to be lost in thought when suddenly he falls to the ground and starts saying "goo goo gaga goo goo gaga goo goo gaga goo goo gaga goo goo gaga." oh boy! I'm very confused as to why he's doing this. I hope he's not a baby forever!! just then, I see two surgeons run and and drag him into the hospital by his ears, Brendon still screaming "googoogaagaa" the Martinez twins run after him saying in unison: "I HAVE TO DO MY DUTY TO SAVE LIVES!" I guess they are surgeons now?? I don't even know. I start sobbing and shaking because I'm scared that he's going to be a baby forever and need diapers.
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Low Hopes - a Brendon urie fan fic
Comédieanyone can read and enjoy this whether you HATE brendon or love him with all your heart 🫶 brendon has a major accident and y/n needs to help him! read this amazing adventure of love, heartbreak, and most of all, love. ❤️.
