BAMBAM and Hyunmin both flinched with Seohyun's sudden yell. Bambam gulped when looking to Seohyun's mad eyes that she might eats Bambam right away.
"How come you gave 13 months baby a chocolate?!" Seohyun immediately took the chocolate from Hyunmin causing Hyunmin mad and cried. She brought Hyunmin to the kitchen to clean up his mouth that got chocolate everywhere.
Bambam that finally realize he did a mistake couldn't say anything. He's glancing to Seohyun that nagging Bambam on how he could gave a chocolate to 13 months baby while her hands skillfully moving fast changing Hyunmin's clothes. That's how a mother multitasking ability. No matter what they're doing, their mouth can still nagging all along.
Hyunmin that now not crying anymore started to play alone with toddling here and there chasing Bambam's cats. The cats are all running everywhere shocked with that sudden attack.
"Look, now he's all hyped because of the sugar. He supposed to sleep at time like this!" told Seohyun.
Bambam shrugged, "Well... if he still doesn't want to sleep, let him be then."
Seohyun let out disbelief laugh, "Then what about me? I need to wake up early to send him to daycare and go out for work!"
Bambam gulped. He's trying to force his brain to find the solution faster or Seohyun will spend the whole night nagging to him, "Well... I can take care of him. I'm going to sleep late tonight and... I can take care of him until he's falling asleep."
Seohyun looked surprised, "Are you sure?"
Bambam that realize Seohyun's face now not showing any sign of mad anymore feels confident as he knows he's saying the right thing, "Sure! What so hard taking care of a baby anyway?"
Seohyun smirked, "Really? Well... you're his father anyway so there's nothing wrong for you to take care of your son, right?"
"I... think so..." said Bambam hesitantly with his dilated pupils.
"Okay, now I'll teach you some important things," said Seohyun before walked to her rooms and came out again with Hyunmin's bag.
Seohyun took out the things from the bag and put it on the table, "This is the diapers and wet tissues. You already saw numerous times on how I changed the diapers, right? If you're not confident, open the youtube and I believe there are tutorials on how to change diapers. Do exactly like that. You need to change it if he poo or his diapers already filled with the urine. The bottle milk is at the kitchen counter. I just cleaned it everything so you can use it later. Use hot water and cold water in ratio of 1:2, put four scoops of milk with..."
"Wait, I should change his diapers and make milk for him too?" asked Bambam.
"Of course! He's a baby. You even need to clean your cats' litter box and giving them foods, right? Then what do you expect from 13 months baby?" said Seohyun.
Bambam gulped and kind of regret for asking that question, "Well... you literally right."
"Good then. In this bag there are everything that you needed. There are his clothes, napkins and everything. Hyunmin is going to sleep with you tonight and you're responsible on him until I wake up in the morning. Deal?"
Bambam coughed before nodded, "Deal."
Seohyun smirked before walked to Hyunmin that now played with Latte, "Hyunmin-ah~ eomma is going to sleep now. Anything you need just to call appa, okay?" Seohyun then kissed Hyunmin.
"If there is really something that you desperately need my help, then only wake me up. Got it?"
Bambam smirked before said confidently, "Don't worry. Just sleep well and no need to worry of us. I've faced thousands of fans and also father of four cats. I can handle everything well."
Seohyun shrugged, "Okay. Good night then," said Seohyun as she's entering her room.
Bambam glanced to Hyunmin that now crawling around trying to catch King and Cupcake. He smirked, "What so hard taking care of baby for few hours?" he then continued doing his work.
"With this... I need to cut some part here..." mumbled Bambam as he's focusing doing his work. Suddenly he realize Hyunmin is standing and staring at him from living room.
Bambam frowned, "Why he's looking at me like that?"
Hyunmin's face suddenly turned a bit red and his face twitched a bit. Bambam keep staring at Hyunmin trying to figure out why the kid acts like that.
"Huuu..." Hyunmin let out relieved breath after a moment.
Bambam then realize something, "Don't tell me..."
Hyunmin walked to Bambam. He pulled Bambam's shirt while babbling, "Mamamama...."
Bambam lifted Hyunmin and stick out his nose closer to Hyunmin's bottom and a second after he turned his head, "Urghh... I knew it. You did poo!"
Bambam put Hyunmin down and took the bag Seohyun gave him just now. He took a new diaper, water spray and wet tissues, "Come on, Hyunmin-ah. I will clean your bottom."
Hyunmin looked at Bambam as like he's going to say to Bambam 'You? Cleaning my poo? You must be joking.'
Bambam put Hyunmin on his mattress and took off his pants. He groaned, "Gosh... the smell really no joke! How should I do it then? Ah... that's right! I can use that."
Bambam walked to his room and came out again wearing a mask that he used to wear when he need to go out with no makeup on before continue his 'hard task'. Hyunmin looked at him without blink, "I never know this mask can be this useful."
He opened the diaper and groaned again, "Urghh... you did poo a lot! What you eat, huh?"
"Mamamamma...." Hyunmin babbling and looking elsewhere not giving attention on what Bambam's doing as like there's nothing related to him.
Bambam sprays the bottom and wipes the poo with lot of groan. His face turned red and made some his veins pop out just like how it pop out when he's trying to reach Youngjae's vocal key.
"Just... a little... bit... more..." mumbled Bambam and when all the poo cleaned he let out a big sigh, "Okay, now I just need to put on the clean diaper."
Bambam position the diaper properly with full of hardship as it hard for him to lifted both of Hyunmin's leg together with Hyunmin began to get up again to play.
"Wait a minute, Hyunmin-ah... just wear this diaper first and you can play again. I just need to... yah!!" Bambam shocked when suddenly Hyunmin pee and the urine hits Bambam's face. Bambam quickly covered it with diaper to let Hyunmin finished his pee.
Hyunmin giggled.
Bambam lowered his head, "When is this little brat going to sleep?"
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Fanfic[Completed] "I don't want kid." - Bambam, Twitter Blue Room Live (2018) Among Got7 members, Bambam known as the member that not really good in handling kid. He tend to look awkward around kids although he did found kids are cute. But what will happe...