Random Writing and Requests

(LK) Wayne x Reader

Requested by yeetuslmao Hope you like it!

(Cold Open)

Wayne: Yer pal threw a curveball the other day..

*At the produce stand*

Daryl: Did'ya hear my kid sister just graduated?

Squirrelly Dan: No kiddins, she's growings up so fasts.

Daryl: I know, still feels like she's the little girl with the pigtails splashing Wayne in my kiddie pool. About time she moved back home again. Kinda wondering how she'll fit back in, her school out in 'Berta has more people than there are in Letterkenny.

Wayne: Back 'er up there Darry... You telling me that Y/N's coming home?

Katy: What's it to you big brother?

Katy winks at Wayne, making Daryl confused.

Wayne: Take about 10-20% off there Katy.

Squirrelly Dan: Pretty sures everyone in Letterkenny knows you's is sweet on Darry's sister.

Daryl: I didn't know that.

Everyone is quiet for a moment.

Daryl: You and I would be brothers then!

*Wayne isolated*

Wayne: Wish he wasn't so fuckin awkward.

*Theme song*

The gang is all hanging out at the produce stand, Wayne and Daryl are playing catch when a car drives up the laneway and a pretty girl gets out of the car. Wayne abruptly stops, dropping the ball to the ground.

Daryl: Y/N/N!!!

Y/N: Good thing I don't have a lactose problem, because it's my favourite Darry! (BAHAHA I'M FUNNY)

Squirrelly Dan: We missed you mores than anything kid.

Y/N: Missed you too Squirrelly Dan.

Katy leapt out of her chair and gave Y/N a big hug.

Y/N: Hey Wayne.

Wayne: Y/N, How're y'now?

Y/N: Good'n you?

Wayne: Oh not s'bad.

Y/N: D'you guys ever sell anything from this stand, or do you just sit around drinking?

Wayne: Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

After a couple more minutes of banter, a familiar greasy figure careened down the laneway on a bike.

Stewart: Word on the street is that the legendary Y/N has decided to grace us with her presence once again.

Y/N: Bad gas travels fast in a small town..

Dan: You's is the best gas Y/N

Wayne: Dan!

Dan: I know, I know. Takes about 20-30 percents off.

Stewart: Enough drabble. Y/N, you must know after experiencing the culture of a big city , you must know how much more evolved you are than these hicks.

Y/N: I was in Lethbridge, Stewart. Hardly the bustling metropolis, there's like 100,000 people in that city.

Stewart: Irregardless! What you don't know, is that I have, as well, recently tasted the fruit of an urban lifestyle. Perhaps we could compare, say.. over dinner?

Y/N: No thanks Stewart.

Stewart steps closer to her

Stewart: You will deeply regret that.

Wayne: She said no, skid. Walk away.

Stewart: I believe I was speaking to the lady, shirt tucker!

Wayne: Off the property or I'm throwing hands. You got a problem with girls saying no, then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

Stewart finally turns and walks back to his bike. Wayne picks up the ball and throws it at Stewart, hitting him in the back of the head. Cue girly squeal. Daryl then grabs the ball and the boys go back to playing catch.

Y/N: You stick up for all girls like that Wayne?

Wayne: Mostly Katy and you.

Y/N: What a sweetheart you are.

Wayne stumbles with the ball.

Wayne: Couldn't help but notice your brother there didn't grab you a beer.

Y/N: I'd have a beer.

Wayne opens the nearby cooler and tosses a beer to each member of the gang, before grabbing two and carefully handing one to Y/N.

Y/N: It's been way too long since I had a fuckin' puppers.

Katy: Get after it then.

Y/N downs half the bottle before dumping the rest into the grass. Wayne smiles, before handing her another beer.

Y/N: Y'know, I missed you most of all Wayne.

Wayne: No kidding.

Y/N: It's pretty hot out here huh, think I might go inside for a bit. Coming along Wayne?

Before Wayne could answer, she turned and walked towards the house. Wayne could feel Daryl staring him down.

Wayne: Darry...

Daryl: You may be the toughest guy in Letterkenny, but you go ahead and try to hurt my sister, and there's not a single super soft bone in my body. You be good to her, and you tell me nothing about what you do with her. Good enough?

Wayne: Good enough.

Wayne turns and walks to the house.

Dan: How's your older sister doings Darry?

Daryl: Dial 'er back there Squirrelly Dan.

*A/N: I tried to frame this as much like an actual episode of Letterkenny as possible, but idk if that checks out. Anyway I hope this was okay! Feel free to request more! Especially if it's Letterkenny! No one writes for Letterkenny and I absolutely love writing for these characters!