Random Writing and Requests

(LK) Daryl x Reader

*A/N: Not a request, I just really wanted to write a Daryl fic! Fair warning, this is a x reader but the reader is from Calgary just because there's a musical element that I wanted to work in that's by a Calgary band (they're not super well known yet so it would make more sense for the reader to have come from Calgary so that they could actually have heard of this band.)

*A/N: I know I have a few Wayne requests currently, so hopefully I'll have something Wayne related soon. But don't forget, I write for almost anyone in the town of Letterkenny. Also other fandoms, so please feel free to request more characters from more shows/movies/etc. Try to be specific if you can when making requests! It helps me get ideas flowing better, which means you'll get to read it sooner!

*Cold open*

Wayne: Coup-la hockey players blocked the laneway the other day.
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*poor taste in music blasting from the car* Reilly and Jonesy launch themselves out of the car.

Katy: Peat and Re-peat. Hola.

Reilly: Hi Katy-kat

Jonesy: Hey Katy

Wayne: Hey geniuses, wanna get that tonka truck you're driving off the property, you're blocking the whole fuckin laneway.

Reilly: Just a sec, buddy, we got some important business to attend to. See we've been hearing things

Wayne: What things?

Jonesy: That your rocket cousin's coming back for the summer again.

Wayne: Not sure why that's your business but yeah.

Reilly: Well... We decided that the proper bro thing to do would be to ask your permission to-

Wayne: HARD NO.

Jonesy: But we didn't finish the question bro.

Katy: You boys have gotta know by now that Wayne's even more protective of Y/N than he is of me. 

Wayne: You nutsacks outta learn that it's a girl's choice if she wants to be seen with degens like you.

Before either Jonesy or Reilly could add anything further, both Wayne and Dan had started punching out insults until the boys got back in the jeep and drove off defeated.

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Wayne: Just because it's a gal's choice doesn't mean I can't help out a little

*theme song*

As per usual, the boys could be found sitting at the produce stand, listening to further updates from Squirrelly Dan about his dating life. Daryl went quiet as soon as he saw the two girls emerging from the house. Wayne gave a side glance at Daryl, before turning his attention to the girls.

Wayne: Y/N how're y'now?

Y/N :Good, n'you?

Wayne: Not so bad. Good to have you back with us again cousin't.

Y/N: Couldn't agree more, Wayne.

Dan: Yous picked a good time to come visits us again Miss Y/N, the Harvest Dances is this weekend.

Y/N: Is it really? I don't think I have anything to wear that would look right. All my nicer stuff is too city girl.

Katy chuckled, and immediately took that opportunity to drag you into town to find something hot, but still hick. The boys watched as the truck sped away, and Wayne immediately turned to Daryl.

Wayne: Safe to say you're still sweet on my cousin't, eh Darry?

Daryl: Don't know what you're talking about good buddy.