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How to be like Ellie

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Ever wondered how to be the most amazing person in the world? Well you are in luck my friend! In How to be like Ellie, you will learn everything about being a non awful person. Now hush up and read!

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by district4darling

                                    
                                              5. Dance like you are a majestic beached whale wearing a tutu.

                          -You could also try speaking whale while also dancing like one, let me demonstrate: OHHHWAAAAAOOOOKKKKOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA! I just sang the national anthem.