8. Be really tall and look 5 years older than you actually are.
Random lady: So did you get held back like 5 years?
Me: I'M THIRTEEN!
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How to be like Ellie
HumorEver wondered how to be the most amazing person in the world? Well you are in luck my friend! In How to be like Ellie, you will learn everything about being a non awful person. Now hush up and read!
