How to say you're pretty gay (or how I did it)

the first person

[PAMELA] I so make you question your sexuality.

 Read: 23.11.

 

[APRIL] Aw babe don’t be flattered, I was questioning my sexuality waaaay before I met you.

Read: 23.12.

[PAMELA] what

[PAMELA] I so knew you were a lesbian

[PAMELA] called it.

Read: 23.14.

 

[APRIL] I’m not a lesbian!!!!!!

 

[APRIL] the correct term is bisexual

[APRIL]  but I prefer half gay

[APRIL] and you so didn’t know I was gay

Read: 23.15

[PAMELA] gurl your crush on taylor swift is even bigger than your ego I s2g

Read: 23.16

[APRIL] that is so not true

Read 23.16

 

[APRIL] I don’t like tay just for her looks!!!! Her music is great!! But also her face

Read: 23.17

 

[PAMELA] told ya

Read: 23.17

 

[APRIL] are you gonna be weird about this

Read: 23.17

 

[PAMELA] about what

Read: 23.18

 

[APRIL]  aboutme being 50 % gay

Read: 23.18

 

[PAMELA] should I be

Read: 23.18

 

[PAMELA] 90% of my friends r gay I think I can handle this

[PAMELA] also I called it

Read: 23.19

 

[APRIL] shut up

Read: 23.19

 

[PAMELA] make me

Read: 23.19

 

[APRIL] ….

[APRIL] bitch I might be gay but I sure as hell aint gonna go for ur fat face don’t flatter urself

Read: 23.21

 

[APRIL] you look nothing like taylor swift so

Read: 23.22

 

[PAMELA] youre so gay

Read: 23.22

[APRIL] fuck off

Read: 23.22

 

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im probably gonnan need to change her name again because shes probs gonna read this and then want to stab me but i didnt want to post this w/o her permission to use her name so sorry babe ily xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox