Oh this fancy establishment
Of white robes and whiter masks,
Nice, nicest resident doctors
And sort of nurses ready to change
White bedsheets stained with vomit.
If I were President
I'd come up with a Health Module
Of Top Illnesses and Their Remedies -
I'll collate into a book
And educate my countrymen
What to look for, know the signs
And administer medical relief at home.
My daughter has stomach ache and we've been here at the OPD
For 2 hours already without any medicine
And she's just asleep.
All there is here
Is a psychological vibe -
Rush me to your hospital
And I'll be alright.
