My opinion on all brawlers

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Ok. Ive decided to state my opnion on all 27 brawlers. K lezdodis

Shelly: cats have 9 lives, she has more
Nita: is her hyper bear on drugs
Colt: messing up his hair is worse then killing him
Bull: learnt head kung fu
Jessie: if shes so good at making stuff why cant she turn her turret into a fowking machine gun
Brock: he lost his soup. F for respect
Dynamike: always high, but never on drugs
Bo: 99% sure a ghost eagle is behind him, being his spirit animal
Tick: why is his head more useful than himself
8bit: when hes sleeping people try to play pac man. Wakes him up every time.
Emz: literally kills people with hair spray. Is it that bad?

Barley: sips molotov cocktail
Rosa: visited mario and kidnapped one of those plants
El primo: philanthropist. Gives away gems for free.
Poco: how does he produce such bad music it can kill people, and such good ones that can heal, and such wierd ones that can do both

Rico: thicc and bouncy boi
Penny: secretly a junker, doesnt like her family and became a pirate
Darryl: infinitely rolls around the seven seas
Carl: great quote for reddit

Piper: gerenades up her ass
Frank: literally thor. That hammer is HUGE
Pam: the kind of mom which hands out candy bars on halloween
Bibi: how tf does she make bubble gum that big
Bea: (loads bee) peace was never an option

Mortis: mortis is love, mortis is life, mortis is the creature of the night (my main)
Tara: uses her cards in a card game to forsee others cards
Gene: best boi, hablablabla
Max: has chronic health problems on energy drink
Mr P: is literally stealing suitcases for his grand fiasco scheme

Spike: best boi no.2, sneezes a lot
Crow: tokoyamis (bnha) long lost brother
Leon: steals lolipops and only lolipops. Shopkeepers dont care cuz they know he loves them
Sandy: IMA PUT SOME SAND IN YOUR EYE

Ill update if there are new brawlers

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