Brawl Stars Peom- ey Crap

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Please dear player heed advice.
Don't play this game for your sanity
This game may seem fun at first
But logic is satanity

Dudes on fire jumps around
Chameleon dude who makes no sound
Grenades under a womans dress
Sleepy boi throws sands and rest

A guy with boots of mayonaise
Bouncy balls in a hellstorm rain
Broken girl with death shotgun
Healer thiccer than hot cross buns

Teamers spinning in the sun
A vamp comes dashing oh what glee
Death to them come and come
Scuse me while i sip my tea

Fee fo fum
Cross dressing pie bots on the run
Pies and syrup instead of rum
A barrel rolling the seven seas
A minecartbot with no visible knees

What is worse than this sight
Is the physics behind the game
Scientist will scratch there heads
And thicc ticks head the same

Metal yields to bare hands
A mere head can brake through rock
This awful logic stinks as much
As my unwashed sock

Metal is poisoned. How is that
A skin is that without a hat
How can a bolt so small
Essemble a bot so tall
That it doesnt fit in your hall?

This mario plant is on her head
The british botanist should take her meds.
There are stars above their heads

Sorry if this thing is shit
But i suck at rhyming this.
Looks im out of fucking rhymes
So hasta la vista
Until next time

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