The Angry Birds Movie 2 (rewritten)

Speed Dating

Later that night, Aggie felt bored of staying in her house all day. She kinda regret of not going out with Red, Chuck, and Bomb. Those guys were having fun tonight, and her... well, bored. That's it! she can't just sit there and play musical instruments to sing a song. She has to go out there, and have fun. She locked her door, and lowered herself down with a platform and a rope like an elevator until she reached the ground.

Right there she flew all over town, until she saw some lights from below. Aggie landed outside of restaurant, hid her wings into her back, literally, and noticed a sign that said: SPEED DATING TONIGHT! IT'S MATING SEASON!

"Ugh!" Aggie was disgusted about the sign "MATING SEASON", but dating is not an offended word for her. Aggie kept reminding herself sure already got a boyfriend back in her home world, but what's worst than trying this program. "Meh. It's just dating. What could possibly go wrong?"

Aggie entered the restaurant, and realized she was a little late. The program just started. "I guess I'll just find a table then."

CHIRP!

This is not Aggie's first date. She's been dating many times with Red, so she can't be uncomfortable with that, or can she? When it started, one by one, the male birds didn't do anything romantic towards Aggie. Only complimenting her over-populated feathers all over her body. That's one thing she hates when she first came to Bird Island. She didn't even talk to the boys. Just keeping herself silent, and showed her boring face, which she was bored.

CHIRP!

When another chirp was heard, Aggie was startled when Chuck came to her table.

"Aggie, you're here! "Chuck squealed excitingly.

"Oh, Chuck! You're here... for speed dating, too?" Aggie gasped in disbelief.

"Yeah..., and you, too?" asked Chuck.

"Yeah, I was bored at home, even if I need some rest after what happened to me few weeks ago."

"Then, I hope you'll feel better once we still have time to have a little talk date together?"

Aggie now felt uncomfortable of dating the fastest bird of Bird Island, and having him flirting with her made things worst, "This is not working." She face-palmed.

CHIRP!

Chuck heard the chirp as he was about to leave, "Sorry, Aggie. Date you later!"

Aggie rolled her eyes, and shook her head left and right, chuckling Chuck's cheekiness. She's still waiting for her next date, until...

"Hey there, cous!"

Aggie turned around, and saw Bomb at the other side of her table, "WAH! Bomb!"

"I thought you were at home."

"I got bored, okay?" The white sparrow groaned. "I can't believe I'm dating my feather cousin. So, what have you got?"

Bomb held a half coconut with dirt in it, "So, as you know. I eat dirt now. I know what you're thinking. 'It's disgusting,' you say, but it's healthy since it contains minerals. I know you can't eat soil because you're a human, but you can if you're a bird. Oh, wait. You're a bird now!"

Aggie thought her "cousin" must be crazy! He knew she can't eat dirt. She can eat worms, but not dirt itself. Secretly, Aggie used to eat dirt once, and it's really disgusting. She promised herself she'll never do that again.

CHIRP!

Bomb stood up, and waved goodbye to his "cousin", "See ya later, cous!"

Aggie sighed in relief. She would've thought he never leave. Bomb was a little crazy than before, but he knows well. He was just trying to cheer her up after what happened to her weeks ago. When she felt someone sitting down on her table, she turned to see her next date. It was none other than...