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Cipher Girl

A girl in a black coat and a green tailor shirt with a pair of black shorts and green boots. A green bow hovered over her head as her emerald eyes scanned the room.
"Killington, Williamson, Bilingual" she blinked at the three.
"Wait your full name is Killington?" Dipper P asked. Kill groaned.
"Gill get back to the Nightmare Realm" Bill said.
"Aw but its been 3 decades!" She pouted and snapped her fingers making a chair appear. She flopped down onto it.
"Nice to meet you all dimensional Pinetrees and Shooting Stars! I'm Gilliam Cipher aka those three idiots' sister!" She grinned.
"Who you calling an idiot you damn green face!?" Kill yelled.
"Green face!? I'm older than you tomato shit head!" She replied. Kill raised his fist at her.
"You damn old hag!" Gill glared at him.
"Freaky punk!" She replied.
"Okay that's enough, you two always end up breaking the dimension with those fights," Will stated.
"Wait the dimension!?" Dipper asked. Gill huffed crossing her arms then noticed Dipper on Bill's lap.
"Oh is that human your lover Bilingual?" She asked interested. Bill seemed to realise.
"What if he is? You'll tell the old man?" Kill asked.
"Pay him some respect he's your father," Will sighed.
"Sure he is," Bill muttered.
"I won't do such," the three seemed surprised.
"You seem happy that's all that counts, and seems like you guys too" she smiled.
"That's a first, the snitch won't go back and tattle on us? I think there's more to it," Gill nervously laughed.
"Also I kinda let a human of another dimension come here by mistake," she laughed.
"You did what?" Will asked.
"You know the dimension of Strange?" They nodded.
"I had business there and happened to bump into a Pinetree of the wheel, when I tried to bring him back to his original place he jumped into one of my portals on the way and let's say now you guys have an unknown dark magic user here," she chuckled.
"That's it? Well let's just kill it" Mabel P shrugged.
"People from other dimensions can't kill each other, if a Pinetree from a wheel dies by the hand of another Pinetree the two die," the Dippers shuddered in thought.
"Wait so that means that this unknown Pinetree could come for these ones?" She nodded.
"Great! Now not only do we have to get rid of Tad's brother but also of that unknown Pinetree! Fucking great!" Kill yelled.
"Tad's brother?" She asked.
"Oh yeah you don't know the whole story, Billy here killed Tad so his brother is coming for revenge," Gill raised a brow.
"I didn't know he had a brother," Will cocker his head to the side.
"How come your aware of every living being out in every dimension," he stated.
"Yeah but I have nothing about him having a brother,"
"Then who is Bean Strange?" Bill asked. That's when realisation hit Gill.
"Oh! Bean Strange!" She giggled.
"He's not Tad's brother," they looked at her confused.
"What is he then his sister?" Gill laughed before calming down.
"He's Tad's husband," she said. Silence went through the kitchen.
"WHAT!?" They all yelled.
"How the heck is that ass married!?" Kill yelled.
"How come were not aware!?" Bill asked.
"You guys are so dense, Tad got married back in the Egyptian time, you three weren't there since you guys were busy destroying stuff except Will who was always inside the Nightmare Realm," she shrugged.
"Still how did it happen?" Bill asked.
"I don't know but Bean really likes him," she shrugged.
"How do you know?" Gill smiled.
"Bean was a friend of mine," she chirped.
"Thinking it through what you did wasn't a good idea Bill," Gill stated.
"What do you mean?" Dipper asked.
"Killing someone without knowing the circumstances isn't smart, can you imagine how painful it is to loose your lover?" Gill asked.
"How was I supposed to know!?" He replied.
"Anyway you'll have to make up for it, either you bring Tad back or you persuade Bean to not kill the other Pine trees" Dipper perked up at the first solution.
"Bringing him back is possible?" Bill looked at his lover.
"Are you serious? If we being him back he'll destroy the dimension!" He argued.
"So you prefer seeing your Pinetree die then have the dimension destroyed?" He thought for a sec.
"Are you really thinking it through?" Dipper asked. Bill sighed.
"Fine! Let's look for that guy!" He stated.
"Good choice! Then you might wanna know the one who came into this dimension is Bean," she said.
The next day the teens found themselves having to fight against Gill who had decided to stay around for a while.
"Faster little people!" She yelled as she three yellow flames at them.
"Is this okay?" Will asked worriedly.
"Don't worry she wouldn't kill them," Kill said. Right then a fire ball hit Dipper G making his hiss in pain.
"Are you sure!?" He asked panicking.
"Uh...maybe?" He nervously replied. Training went on smoothly soon coming to an end.
"Oh wait guys I forgot my journal!" Dipper said. Right now they were already halfway down into the forest heading back for the shack.
"What but its already so late! We're coming back tomorrow anyways," Bill said.
"Don't  worry just go ahead I'll be right back once I find it," the rest agreed too exhausted to argue while Bill hesitantly followed.
"Where did I leave it," Dipper muttered as he arrived in the middle of the training ground. He searched for a few hours through the bushes before a voice called.
"Looking for something?"