Hamilton + Flirting = Gay Disasters

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I have WiFi, I update. Simple-

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John: *inhales angrily* explain to me why my turtles are p i n k-

Alex: well you see– I was giving them a bath, right?

John: and then...?

Alex: well, they looked kinda lonely in there all by themselves.

John: continue.

Alex: and you remember that bath bomb set Peggy got us for Christmas?

John: oh my shoe-

Alex: I took the pink one–

John: you didn't-

Alex: iT sMeLlEd gOoD tHo–!

John: gO BACK TO YOUR CRATE– 

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