Hamilton + Flirting = Gay Disasters

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Alex: hey John, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

John: no, but it hurt when I fell for you

Alex: *happy noises* ohmygodheflirtedbackwhatthefuck

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Whoop

I'm not dead yet uwu

I just don't have any Wi-Fi and the house isn't safe ;–;

So if I don't answer notifications, it's not because I'm tryna be rude

It's cause i'm a prick–

nO iM nOT i sWeAr–

But all joking aside, shit happened and now  my family and I have to be careful 

So that's why I haven't been that active, if anyone cares.

AnYwAy-

If you can speak leerie and tell me what the first letter of my real name starts with I'll give you a cookie–

I'll just leave the cookies here because I'm not getting any notifications :')

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Hey wait is that my son???? Lin??? You're aLiVe?????

HoLy fUcK-