Oh wow another gc fic.....welcome
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Crazy cat lady: bitch
Dr.BrainMay: well hello to you too freddie why exactly did you message me at precisely 4:30 in the morning
Crazy cat lady: idk maybe cant stop thinking abt that new kid from our neighborhood
Dr.BrainMay: wait you mean that kid who has a weird looking face?
Crazy cat lady: 1st of fucking excuse me and secondly, hes fucking cute change my mIND U BITCH and his name is john and my gay ass is quacking when i look at him
Dr.BrainMay: fred your "gay ass" is always quacking
Crazy cat lady: well if isnt for his killer queen looking ass then my gay bottom wouldn't be lurking
Dr.BrainMay: ......did you just said gay bottom?
Crazy cat lady: a family friendly version of "gay ass"
Dr.BrainMay: .....I'm done
Crazy cat lady: weLL WHAT DO U WANT ME TO SAY "HOMOSEXUAL GLUTES"?
Crazy cat lady: thats so article 13 of me wow
Dr.BrainMay: wow I actually couldn't believe we're friends
Dr.BrainMay: maybe the next thing I'll know is that you're writing a song called fat bottomed boys
Crazy cat lady: if thats abt johns ass then why tf not
Dr.BrainMay: oh wow
Crazy cat lady: and brian how tf do u type that fucking formally and slow for shits sake
Dr.BrainMay: Because Freddie, I am a very educated gentleman and for that I would like to keep my messages formal
Crazy cat lady: -and slow
Crazy cat lady: like ur slower than my best friend, elton, like that bitch is just gonna write hi and it took him 5 mins to write that
Dr.BrainMay: Well I'm not that of a slow writer myself, do I?
Crazy cat lady: .....bitch u just wrote that in 2 and a half minutes
Dr.BrainMay: Oh wow
Dr.BrainMay: I just realized your name on my phone is still crazy cat lady like you wrote 2 years ago and i didn't changed it. Wow, that's so unformal of me
Crazy cat lady: well i mean ur name on my phone is Dr.BrainMay so....
Dr.BrainMay: Fred.....it thought you put my name as "Brian the Cool nerd" or something like that and you didn't even know me that much 2 years ago the day you met me.
Crazy cat lady: well i was high that day so i thought to myself, his hair is so big that its full of secrets then.....his brain is probably hairy too?
Dr.BrainMay: I didn't even knew that you were *this* stupid, can you please explain to me why did you set your name on phone as crazy cat lady?
Crazy cat lady: i mean that speaks for me and my 7 cats right?
Dr.BrainMay: Freddie......the last time I checked you had 5 cats.....how or why the fuck did you have suddenly 7 cats
Crazy cat lady: hoLY SHIT U SWEARED THSI IS NOT A DRILWL SHIIITTFETTT
Dr.BrainMay: oh and by the way, i changed your name on my phone to "Mercury" because that seemed more formal and simple
Mercury: oh wowow
Mercury: and btw i adopted yesterday bc i feel like i have nothing to do in my life so i thought to myself hEY U GAY SHIT WHY DONT U ADOPT MORE CATS TO KEEP U FROM UR CRIPPLING DEPRESSION so yey, they're called miko (whos 8 months rn) and goliath (5 months rn)
Dr.BrainMay: Oh so the psychic reading was true then
Mercury: that im gonna have a happy life?
Dr.BrainMay: No that's not what she said, dumbass. That you're gonna end up with a lot of cats in your life
Mercury: this is so sad, alexa play all star
Dr.BrainMay: God no Fred, please don't make me like this meme thing again, it ruins my educated and classy reputation
Mercury: oh poor little brain u dont know how to have fun in life like step tf out of ur comfort zone hunty, i mean who in the ever loving fuck of my seven seas of cats doesnt like memes, everybody loves memes for shit sake
Dr.BrainMay: Seven Seas of Cats....sounds like a good but shitty song
Dr.BrainMay: and freddie memes aren't just my thing, and no I'm good in my comfort zone, that's why it's called comfort zone for a reason isn't it?
Mercury: brian, u know that ur my main bitch right? And i just want the best for u all im trying to say is, live a little, life is too short and u gotta have fun while ur still a teenager, i mean, u just turned 17 and the next thing u know ur already 30
Dr.BrainMay: Well, I'm gonna try
Mercury: please, oh and btw tmx for the talk bri, gotta sleep rn goodnight bitch
Dr.BrainMay: good morning to you too, Freddie
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