*several hours ago*
Dr.BrainMay: Good morning my dearest and only friend, what time is the party?
Mercury: bRUAN WTF I GET THAT U WAKE UP 6 FUCKING AM ON A SATURDAY BUT U DONT HAVE TO WAKE ME UP TOO AND ITS 19:00 BTW
Dr.BrainMay: I personally wake up at 6:00 because I feel like I should have some fresh morning breeze and enjoy the wonders of nature
Mercury: ......yeah ok bye brother nature gotta sleep now
Dr.BrainMay: But Fred, before you go back to sleep, do you mind explaining me why did you drink with John last week, you've been avoiding that subject for almost a week now
Mercury: okay i gotta make this quick bc my brain is basically half dead and asleep
Mercury: so basically i followed ur advice so i saw john outside then i "cOinCidEntALly" went outside too so he noticed me which is a big fucking relief for me then he fCUKING SMILED AT ME HOLY SHIT then i went up to him then he introduced himself as if idk whats his name so yeh
Dr.BrainMay: Wait how do you even know his name?
Mercury: i have.......recourses
Dr.BrainMay: You're a real boyfriend material there, Fred
Mercury: anyways as i was saying, i introduced myself later on then I offered him to come to my house to have some tea but butch we didnt drink tea
Dr.BrainMay: Wait how do you even knew his name by the way?
Mercury: .....idk
Dr.BrainMay: GODDAMNIT FREDDIE I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE STALKING HIM
Mercury: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE DIDDLY DARN FRICKITY FUCKERY IS THAT OF FUCKING COURSE NOT, I MEANT THAT DAVID KNEW JOHN BEFORE LIKE BRUH AND HE KNEW THAT HELL BE ON THIS TOWN SO STFU
Dr.BrainMay: So how did you two got that drunk then.....Please don't tell me you've drugged him
Mercury: excuse me wtf nO I MEAN HE REQUESTED IF THERES ANY VODKA ON MY HOUSE AND I, THE PREPARED BITCH I AM HAVE ALL SORTS OF ALCOHOL SO YH THATS HOW WE ENDED UP DRUNK THEN HE WENT HOME AT MIDNIGHT, AND I WAS ABT TO SLEEP AT 3 AM BUT U FUCKING BITCH TEXTED ME SO I BASICALLY HAVENT GOT ANY SLEEP THAT FUCKING DAY
Dr.BrainMay: I just read that in one breath and now I have a headache
Mercury: yeh yeh love ya too, now i gotta go back to my beauty sleep
*present*
Mercury: brian darling where tf are u i cant see u and ur pet poodle
Dr.BrainMay: But I don't have one...?
Mercury: r/woooosh
Dr.BrainMay: .....Freddie what?
Dr.BrainMay: Fred can you please text me later because I'm walking right now
Mercury: oh thats alright darling ill keep on bothering you rn
Mercury: no scratch that, ill keep on bothering u for ur *whole life*......yeah thats a bit accurate isnt it
Mercury: butch where tf are u rn?
Mercury: ah fuck it, ill keep on bothering u and im not sorry
Mercury: ok but srsly where tf are u
Mercury: bitch hurry tf up or else ur gonna walk ur stick figured legs there and bitch its a 20 min drive
Dr.BrainMay: Goddamnit I'm in your street right now and I can see your car, can you see me
Mercury: no....?
Mercury: OH SHIT YEAH I SEE U AND UR PRECIOUS POODLE BTW ELTON DAVID AND JOHN ARE CARPOOLING WITH US BC YES I INSISTED AND DAVIDS DRIVING BTW BC HE DOESNT TRUST WHEN IT COMES TO DRIVING
Dr.BrainMay: That's the most accurate sentence I've read in a while from you
Mercury: bitch hurry tf up I literally can see u
Dr.BrainMay: And I'm gonna tell you something when we get to the car
Mercury: well why wouldn't u tell me rn tf?
Dr.BrainMay: It's a little bit private so I'm gonna text it
Dr.BrainMay: FREDDIE STOP GRINDING ON JOHN ON THE BACKSEAT FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN YOU NOT BE EXTRA EVEN ENTERING THE CAR
Mercury: actually darling no, i cant and i wont break free from my extraness
Mercury: and u little bitch why tf did u get in the passenger seat, u left me with john and elton here,,,,,i lowkey wanna hate u and thank u at the same time
Mercury: ok so what do u want to tell me darling?
Dr.BrainMay: So I dreamt about him again
Mercury: ooOOOOH ROGER
Dr.BrainMay: Freddie, how could I fucking know if it's him if I personally haven't seen him
Mercury: oh darling just wait, just u wait ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☕️
Dr.BrainMay: That face creeps me out so much and I don't know why
Dr.BrainMay: As I was saying, I dreamt of that boy again
Mercury: elaborate my dear ☕️
Mercury: david just asked u if ur okay bc ur apparently sweating¿¿ and why tf are u nervous its just a dream after all
Dr.BrainMay: I kissed the boy in my dreams
Dr.BrainMay: FREDDIE DONT FUCKING SCREAM GODDAMNIT DONT BE TOO FUCKING OBVIOUS
Dr.BrainMay: You scared John too, poor boy
Mercury: sorry darling it just meANS HOLY SHIT IM LITERALLY SCREAMING IN MY BRAIN LIKE BRUH NO GODDAMNIT IM SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR U
Mercury: and tnx for scaring me btw bc john hugged me after I literally fucking screamed
Dr.BrainMay: We're here Fred, we could talk this stuff in somewhere private
Mercury: BRAIN HOLY SHIT
Dr.BrainMay: What?
Mercury: ROGER IS THERE
Dr.BrainMay: Where?
Mercury: THAT BLONDE BOY NEXT TO THAT BROWN DOOR
Dr.BrainMay: NO-
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