Operation: somebody to love {Maylor & Deacury}

29: In the Lap of Satan

A/n: sadly my bois, this fic is gonna end in like 6-7 more chapters, spoiler: there are no character deaths but sad boi hours shit

NO ONE IS CHANGING THIS GROUP NAME SO CAN WE HAVE PEACE AND QUIET PLEASE - gc

Mr. Simp-Clog: I just realized that I'm bisexual, biracial and bilingual

Mama Deaky: its all coming together

Father Mercury: brain stfu the only word u know in spanish is churros

Blond Shrimp: actually ur fucking wrong, when he speaks spanish, its fucking sexy and made me feel things I shouldn't feel

Blond Shrimp: jkjkjkkjk

Mr.Simp-Clog: what-

Mama Deaky: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE BLACK ALBUM IS THIS?

Blond Shrimp: ....master of puppets is better

Mama Deaky: i see ur getting my references dear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Blond Shrimp: ofc, im slowly getting into dad metal thanks to deaky

Father Mercury: wait i thought u like disco?

Mama Deaky: well freddie, unlike all of u, i have pretty diverse taste in music, my playlist consists from Mozart to one direction to cannibal corpse

Blond Shrimp: well that's interesting

Mama Deaky: lol remember that when we were at bri's and rog's apartment when freddie almost got high off brian's fricking vegemite

Father Mercury: THATS SOME FUCKING GOOD SHIT OKAY DONT JUDGE IVE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE besides, brian, dear where did u get that btw

Blond Shrimp: ahh shit freddie's mood swings are kicking in again

Mr.Simp-Clog: my cousin from Australia gave it to me when he was on holiday from 4 days ago so... and Roger, be nice

Blond Shrimp: idk if i should say ok daddy to u or just go get my camera, mess hair up a bit then start an apology vid

Mama Deaky: just say that unholy stuff to brian to make ur life easier

Blond Shrimp: *sniff* i m rlly sorry for everyone for being a lil bitch bc yes i am one and no diki im not saying ok daddy to bri bc im not a bottom and i want to be my life to be harder than it is *snif snif* *tir* *blows nose* so yeos im sorry fredi for bejng a beach so yeh

Father Mercury: apology accepted darling but brian how or when tf did u get so dominant

Mr.Simp-Clog: I was not....

Mama Deaky: Press X for doubt

Father Mercury: thats nOt what u told me last night

Mama Deaky: exCUSE ME

Father Mercury: ah shit im just gonna dm u real quick

Freddie❤️❤️❤️ - loveofmylife

Freddie❤️❤️❤️: so brian called me last night bc he has DRUMROLL PLS

Freddie❤️❤️❤️: a wet dream

loveofmylife: EW FREDDIE WHY

Freddie❤️❤️❤️: no no love, let me finish, ur fucking cute btw

Freddie❤️❤️❤️: so yeh, surprise surprise its abt roger

loveofmylife: thought so....but ew

Freddie❤️❤️❤️: actually babe, same but can u come over to mine rn? Im ready to open up to u a sensitive subject abt my past that only bri knows abt it

loveofmylife: can it wait fred? I'm at my aunt's house the whole time btw or can u say it now bc it seems to Interest me as well

Freddie❤️❤️❤️: just promise me that if we break up bc of this, we will at least stay friends after

loveofmylife: babe ur scaring me honestly

Freddie❤️❤️❤️: no no, im sorry darling i think i should say it to u when u get back and i can say it in person

loveofmylife: freddie... i'll still love you no matter what it is, u made me feel things that I've never felt before, my grandma always told me if i feel a certain type of feeling towards someone, never let them go and that's the type of feeling

Freddie❤️❤️❤️: but....why me john? Out of everyone, u rlly picked the most ugly and extra one did u?

loveofmylife: bc you're.....you irdk how to explain it but.... ur freddie, the most loving, fashionable, talented and caring person that i know and my first friend in this town and my first boyfriend and the man who i lost my virginity to, honestly u deserve the world

Freddie❤️❤️❤️: idk if im crying or my eyes are just watering

loveofmylife: all im saying is, i'll love you freddie no matter what

Rog - My curly bitch
Meanwhile...

Rog: holy fUCK WAS I TOO OBVIOUS

My curly bitch: no Rog, but thank God, you played it off cool with that terrible but Oscar winning apology speech

Rog: awww tnx babe :,)

My curly bitch: but speaking off, do u think they knew?

Rog: babe we've been doing or should i say hiding this for like, idk since we moved here 2 months ago

My curly bitch: but i fEEL SORRY FOR FREDDIE AND HIS OVER THE TOP EFFORTS

Rog: well fuck this shit im out

Rog: just pretend that everything went smoothly between us

My curly bitch: ok thats probably more effective, I mean, it would be a shame if Fred found out that we've been messing around for the pass 2 months from someone else, does it?

Rog: well shit