Like Father Like Son Shots

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Both ideas given to me by Emibird36
Tony POV

Of course Steve and his little gang had to come for a meeting today. I was supposed to be going to the conference but no Steve locked the door when I tried to leave so I'm  stuck in here and what's that yelling aww it's my kid Peter is yelling to the phone and I think someone's fired that's my boy.

No Ones POV

All the avenges having a meeting with a mini Tony Stark walked in and was yelling into the phone

"OK SO HE WASNT AT THE MEETING IT WAS FUCKING USELESS LIKE WE ALREADY HAVE THAT TEC AND ITS BETTER THE THE CRAP THAT YOU MADE NEXT TIME YOU CALL A BIG MEETING MAKE SURE THE THING ISNT FUCKING SHIT-OH DONT YOU DARE-KNE MORE THING- You Are Fired-no but's clean out your office right now"

Then he hung up and started talking to Tony without even noticing all the avengers

"Hey dad the depresses on me about the 4 o'clock saying they want to be to 1274 to 12 and with the 11 o'clock to 8 anyways mum blocked the coffee machine again so yeah we need to fix that so apparently she's in Melbourne next week so yeah"

Everyone was shocked and Peter just noticed all the avengers

"Hi I'm Peter.....Nat your cool, Thor and Bruce fuck already everyone knows and cap your boring"

Thor and Bruce left after that to 'discuss' their feelings. A lot of moaning was heard

After they left Steve was the 1st to speak

"Tony didn't dare UN banned you from cloning?"

"No popsicle this is my son Peter and his most precious beautiful thing in the world if you hurt him I will kill you"

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Steve POV

Oh there's Tony he looks a bit shorter though we start talking about business

"Tony, files came in  science talk I sound smart"

Tony's POV

I walked in to find my kid playing along with the entire avenges and oh my god they think that me okay I'm just gonna say hi and see what happens

"Hey guys...talking up my son I see"

Steve face is priceless

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This one is by StandingByTheWater

No Ones POV

All the Avengers but Clint and Tony, Clint is in the vents running from Tony because he broke the coffee machine and air conditioner.

Peter spills a drink on himself and goes changes and one of Tony's sure he sees don't use glasses and try some on definitely not 'accidentally' sending in a nuke to his maths teacher who gave in four hours of homework last night

Sorry Peter walked back in and saw the avenges doing something priceless

"hey kid can you read this thing I think it's right but I don't know"

This was Peters time

" what up I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never learn how to ducking read" Peter dabed at the end to symbolise-I don't know I don't get paid enough for this

Then a roadwork ahead sign flew in through the window

Peter was very happy

" roadwork head? yeah I sure hope it does"

Everyone started laughing and saying how much Peter was a mini Stark

Until

Steve stood and looked at Peter...Then at Tony yelling at Clint

"...... Tony said that last week..... Stark stop ruining this boys innocence"

Peter smiled

"Don't worry Wade has already"

Peter and Wade aren't allowed alone in the to-Anywhere anymore

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This one is our suggested by Our Friendly Neighbourhood Clint lover CEM0414

Peter jumped into the room from floor to ceiling breaking it in the process

Everyone was scared then Peter talked







"I can hear my DNA being formed"


Then Peter lost it

Lucky Clint was out with his wife

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This one I joined  Raining_skiies C36789 and  rosebudz662 hope you don't mind but here it is

"Me Stark please I don't wa" NO NO NO OMG WHAT DID I JUST WRITE

"Sir I don  no ok so skipping

"Mr Stark is there anything I can do so I'm not grounded?"

"Well underous I'm having a meeting with cap and I don't wan im to lazy to do you can do it and it will change form a week to only tonight...because you need sleep"

"Fine Mr Stark"

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Everyone was waiting at the compound for the meeting when Tony walked in and it started, Tony look a bit younger though well what ever. At the end Tony came into the room. Now there where two of course Clint knew what to say

"Two Tony's....His taking over us"

Then Father and Son said

" shut up Katniss"

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This one by  _Ashryver_ and I might redo it in another chapter cause it's good

Peter POV

It's dream job day so I get to go IN STARK TOWERS YAYAYS

Anyways I'm gonna wear my glasses cause why not

Ok I'm in the building step 28 is done wait why am I getting coffee ok wait why am I in a meeting ok wait do they think I'm Tony OMG it's Pepper Stark-Pots wait she thinks I'm Tony oh shit there's Tony

Tony POV

I walked in to see my wife with a clone of me and holy fuck the accords are fixed with he did the meetings?

"Pep, I think I have a clone who's better then me"

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That's all I'm tired

Pinky Out

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