Suggested by thisisducky thx
(And I definitely didn't run out of ideas so I wrote a random plot to break the fourth wall at all) (update I forgot to tag ducky so lol I'm back)
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Peter was swinging though the city after having a break with Wade (😏) when he saw a kitten in a tree
"Hey kitten I'll save you"
There was a note on the cat Peter saw after he saved him
'Flight 456, is where the deal will be'
The a shady guy came over looking for the cat, Peter knew something was up so I went to the airport to find a flight.
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With Tony
Tony was sitting there drowning himself in coffee and working on machines.
Then he got an alert from Karen that Peter had crossed the border...so he called Pete
"Hey Kid i'm wondering why are you across the border right now in Mexico"
Peter response sounded a bit....weird
" well I was saving a cat and then apparently he was a part of a heist so I followed go on the flight and then I'm fighting a bunch of guys who apparently smuggling drugs or something and...is the white stuff bad some of them shovedit off my mask it taste really weird AND NO IM NOT ASSUMING THE CATS GENDER I GOT A VET TO CHECK AND ALSO can we have a pet cat? Please"
Tony honestly had no clue what to do with the kid
"stop breathing in the cocaine you are allergic to cats and get your ass back home"
Then Tony did the unthinkable
"Fuck"
Then he started to pack scared for his ears
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With Peter
"Ok Mr Stark"
With that Peter hung up and was almost losing... there was one more thing he could do
"FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK"
Then Cap came flying through undefeated all the enemies as Peter left and ran to Tony
"Mr Stark I kind of got Cap to do everything but he heard me swear so we need to run"
Tony already had the bags packed
————3 months later in London————
Tony and Peter had both taken on new identities Tony as Robert Downey Junior and Peter as Tom Holland one day they were sitting in their apartment talking
....the window broke
And there stood Captain America(s Ass) himself
"Watch your language"
So Peter and Tony ran, Tony became Anthony Macke and Peter became Chris Evans
conclusion-run from Cap when you swear
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Ok so fucking (I'm Australian it's in my blood) 32k reads thx and sorry for not uploading I've been lazy, I'll Try to get more out soon and I hope you liked that
Pinky Out
