Picking on Potter

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James Sirius pov

It was the weekly Sunday Weasley family dinner and everyone was sitting in the living room talking when Albus said he was bored and we should play a game.

"Sure what game?" I ask

"Let's play who are they talking about'" said Lily

There were nods of agreeing from the kids while the adults looked confused.

"What's who are they talking about," asked, Dad

"It's a game all of us cousins play at Hogwarts you basically say a phrase about 3 people and you have to guess who you were talking about or who they were talking about," said Rose

"Here I'll give you one as an easy example," said Hugo "how can you be so oblivious was that talking about..."

"Harry or Dad" yelled nearly everyone

"I didn't even finish but yes correct," said Hugo

"What I'm not oblivious," said Dad trying to define himself and failing

"Yes you are," said Hermione "When I went through your memory to write the book about your life I saw just how oblivious you really are"

"Ok give me one example of me being oblivious," said Dad

"You didn't see the fact the dean and Seamus were dating you just thought that they were good friends even when they were snogging on deans bed," said Ron

"They were dating?" said Dad looking shocked

Everyone just facepalmed.

"Ok so? I missed one thing that doesn't make me oblivious" said Dad

"You didn't recognize your own teacher's handwriting, you didn't notice that Draco had a crush on you, Cho told you that the next Hogsmeade visit was on Valentine's Day and you wondered why she was telling you this, you didn't notice that Ginny had the biggest crush on you in the world for 6 years before you started dating," said Hermione

"Ok ok I get the point whose turn now," said Dad

"Ok I'll go," said Ron this was said by a redhead "Potter you bloody idiot" where they talking about James, uncle Harry or James Sirius

"Hey" yelled James Sirius and Harry

"Why did you pick the hardest one possible?" said Teddy. Ron just surged his shoulder

"The answer is all three," said Rose

"How did you know," said Ron

"The first one is easy and then the last two I hear a lot" said Rose

"Ok I'll go next "this is why you weren't in Ravenclaw" am I talking about Harry, Ron or Neville?" said Hermione

"Harry," said nearly everyone again

"Why do I feel like this game is just targeting me," asked Dad

"Because it is" said mom with a laugh.

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