In this issue we'll be ranking all sorts of stuff from Smash to Pokemon! Also, a cool way to hatch tons of eggs in Sun and Moon,as well as Theme Review and Amiibo of the month. But they're always here.
I am terrible at Nuzlocking. Yet again, I've failed at Pokemon's hard mode. This is going to be a long depressing nuzlocke rant, so feel free to skip past this if you're not into that sort of thing.
At first it was pretty easy. Eikaorf ( I always name the starter there name backwards) and FluffyButt the Bibarel plowed through the first gym. The second gym was when it all fell apart. Both Eikaorf and FluffyButt died in the gym battle. I got Tyrunt (which I named Tyranitar) and on the next route, I got a Snubble. I sadly named it Pink Butt for no reason, and sent it out in battle against a team flare guy. It won, and evolved! Now Pink Butt was actually pretty good, and I continued on, losing Nacho the Ninjask to a shadow tag Wobbufett. Gym 3 I lost Moe the Charmeleon. But I got the Lapras, and named it Althea ( after the Grateful Dead song ) Now Pink Butt and Tyranitar were leading the way, with Lapras a little low leveled. Pink Butt was totally overpowered at this point, he was at least 40. Then I just kept on moving through the rest of the gyms, losing a few minor Pokemon and getting Althea to a good level, creating the Big 3 of Pink Butt, Tyranitar, and Althea. Then Gym 8 happened, and Tyranitar died. I couldn't bear to release him so I put him in a box. In victory road, I got lickitung, and named it Let's Groove after the song I was listening to when I caught him. I evolved him, and continued on, finding out you can't evolve sneasle until post game. Thanks Game Freak. And then, I battled a Scizor in a trainer battle. I sent out Althea. Got his HP to less than half with a surf. He could two shot me. But I was rushing, and fat fingered it and pushed toxic. And the Big 3 was over. Now it was Pink Butt (who's nearing 70 now) Churros the Xerneas, and Let's Groove. So I grinded a little, and took on the elite four. I saved the steel guy for last, since my two best Pokemon were fairies. And I lost in the steel room. He wrecked me. And I lost another another Nuzlocke.
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Here above is the team I challenged the Elite Four with. And below are the two dead members.
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