Alex Rider

Chapter 5

They left the house and was on their way to k-unit's apartment when suddenly a song ran throughout the car, scaring everyone. It was barbie's song but in a girly boy's voice. 'Im a Barbie girl!'Alex picked it up to stop the song. "Hey ALEX!!" A boy exclaimed through the phone. Tom. Tom sang the song too. Alex pulled the phone away from his ear and kept it at that distance, knowing his friend would be very loud. K-unit gestured that they want to hear it too so Alex put it on speaker. "Hi Tom."

"How are you?"

"Good."

"How is your housekeeper, what's her name, jack?"

Alex cringed slightly at that. "She's good. She went back to America." K-unit looked at Alex,shock. His lying is so flawless and sounds so convincing that if they were Tom they would believe it. "Oh... Why aren't you at school this few days. "

"Well, I got into trouble and was expelled. " K-unit looked at Alex and he winked. "Oh! You're in such big trouble?"

"Yeah."

In the back ground they heard someone shout," Tom! Have you done your homework? Who are you talking to?" Mother. "It's alex."

"Who's alex? Is he your boy friend? Please tell me you're not gay and you're only in year 10! "

"Ew!! No, I'm not gay!! And alex is the kid I always tell you about! The super smart one! " k-unit smiled at that. K-unit figured that Alex must be smart but don't know how smart. "Oh you mean that 13 year old kid that looks super serious and seriously sexy?" K-unit held their breaths to stop themselves from laughing. "Mom. You did not just say that.... You did not just hit on my good friend."

"Are you guys talking about Alex?" Another female shrieked. "Yeah!" Tom's mom exclaimed. "Oh!!" The other female shrieked again and the sound of phone being snatched away was heard. "Hey Alex." She purred. She's trying to flirt. With a 13 YEAR OLD!! "Hi Sabina." Alex said. "I.. Um..I was thinking if we could go to the mall... And get some food and watch a movie maybe?..." K-unit's mouth puckered, trying even harder to not laugh.

"HEY!! Alex is only 13!! You're 16!!! How can you ask him out??!! " Tom exclaimed as he snatched the phone back and said," hey um alex? Sorry about that. LEAVE HIM ALONE BITCH!!!!! " Tom shouted at Sabina. "I'll make Alex MINE!! " Sabina shouted. "I SEE YOU TRY BITCH!!!!! ALEX IS STILL YOUNG!!!"

"HUH!! ALEX IS ONLY 13 AND LOOK AT WHAT LEVEL HE IS STUDYING WITH!!"

"WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?! HE IS STILL YOUNG NO MATTER WHAT LEVEL HE IS STUDYING WITH!! "

"ALEX IS STILL GONNA BE MINE SOON!!! " Sabina shrieked as she stormed away. "Sorry Alex."

"Don't worry about it."

"I'll talk to you next time. ALEX IS STILL YOUNG!!!!! DONT YOU DARE!!!!! HE IS NOT GONNA BE YOURS!!!!" Tom shouted at Sabina as he hung up. It was luck that they had reached cause k-unit burst out laughing so hard that they were crying.