The Secret Life Of Pets

Twylite

Harry Styles was obsessed with Obama ever since he layed eyes on Obama's plumb booty. "Damn I wanna destroy dat ass," Harry thought to himself. Ever since then Harry followed Obama around wherever he went hoping that one day, when the time was right, Harry could approach the fine gentleman.
It was late afternoon and Harry finished recording his new album "Elmo and friends." "Gosh I'm so bored... maybe I should see what my love Obama is doing," Harri thought. He walked into the one place that he knew Obama would go to... Applebee's bar and grill. Harrie didn't know why Obama was so obsessed with this store. In fact Obama's obsession fascinated harryie. "Mmmm look at how he eats those breadsticks!" Harre muttered. Normally Hari just watches Obama from a distance, but today he couldn't be apart from Obama any longer. Herie knew that today was the day... he was going to kidnap that nice nice scrumptious tender yummy exquisite large 10 pounds overweight silky smooth plump ass. Harryerie cartwheeled over to his unexpecting man toy while juggling Olive Garden's complementary breadsticks free of charge with a meal of $5.99 and comes with a yummy strawberry lemonade. Obama was oblivious to herriny's advances as he was deepthroating breadsticks one by one like the whore he is. Jerrè grabbed the mans shiny shiny pepperoni nips and squeezed. Obama looked at the mystery man in shock, "¿~Nani!!~" He mooed. Hariry pushes Obama pepperoni nipples in so hard that Obama's poor wittle ribs broke into ten million pieces. "Omg is anyone here a doctor?" Herrio screams. "Indeed I am. It's me Danny deVito" says the mystery costumer. "Who are you?" says heriobrine. "I am here to save the president it's me Danny deVito." Danny crip walks up to the crippled president and does a routine prostate exam. "Congratulations mr. Obama you are indeed pregnant... or should I say Mrs.mr. Obama it's me Danny deVito," DeVito exclaimed. "Gasp that's impossible" Obama oinked like a cow. " Due to the rib injury the only way for you and your baby to survive is if you get a sex change it's me Danny DeVito"