The Kingdom of Snakari; known as one of the most peaceful kingdom of the entire realm. The citizens are kind, the food is plentiful, and the royal court is-
"SHADOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BAKING INGREDIENTS?"
-chaotic
Pancake marched into the dining hall with an angry expression as she shouted. "Hey," RPG walked up to her and flicked Pancake's forehead, "Don't fucking swear, it'll make me look bad."
Shadow let out an offended gasp from the royal dining room, "How dare you accuse me of such scandalous thievery!" She exclaimed dramatically.
"Also I want cake" she returned to her normal voice, "Why would I steal your baking supplies when I want you to bake me shit?" The swear earned her a flick on the forehead from RPG.
"I don't know, you're a weird idiot who likes to steal shit from people." Pancake answered. "Hey, Spectrum, did you see who stole my supplies? You've been here since, like, 4am."
Spectrum looked up from his flute, "Oh, uhh, I saw Neko go in here earlier. Maybe she took it..." he replied airily before going back to his flute playing.
Shadow slammed a hand on the table and pointed at Pancake, "bITCH I TOLD YOU T'WAS NOT ME-" RPG glared at her,
"If you don't stop swearing I'll hit you with Spec's accordion."
"Wait what..-?"
"hAH TRY ME FUCKER-"
"RPG CONTROL YOUR FUCKING CHILD SHE KEEPS STEALING"
"SMH SHADOW STOP TEACHING NEKO HOW TO STEAL"
"NOT MY FAULT SHE WASN'T ASLEEP WHEN I STOLE YOUR SHOES-"
Snacc opened the dining hall with a yawn, hoping to be met with the smell of Pancake's baking. Instead, she was met with three adults screaming about stealing and swearing and the sound of a flute.
"What the..." Spectrum glanced up at the queen and smiled dreamily, walking up to her, "Good morning, my queen." He said in his usual airy voice.
Snacc and Spectrum walked out of the dining hall, closing the door behind them. Snacc spotted Neko and picked her up, placing the younger on her shoulder.
The other giggled, and Snacc faced Spectrum, "What are they fighting about now?" Spec let out a soft chuckle, "The usual banter, Your Highness." Snacc sighed, "And here I thought I was going to get waffles today..."
Neko perked up, "I've got baking materials in my room!" She got off Snacc's shoulder and ran towards her room in the castle. Snacc glanced at Spec for an explanation but the other just smiled, walking towards the direction which Neko ran off to.
Snacc shook her head, chuckling. 'We're going to drive ourselves insane...' she thought as she followed Spectrum.
Quick ficlet because my insomnia-driven high hasn't worn out yet
