Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: The freezing chill of death is a horrifying thought, whether it comes from being alone in the mountains, submerged in the Antarctic…
"Or Weiss's cold heart" Yang joked
"Hey!" Weiss said
Boomstick: Or if you're really unlucky, gettin' iced by one of these "cool" warriors. Wow, sorry, that was bad, even for me.
"Yeah same here even I have to agree that was worse than Yang's puns" Ruby said
"Yeah I'm with you sis even I wouldn't make pun that lame" Yang said
Wiz: Sub-Zero, the cryomancer ninja of Mortal Kombat.
"Oh that's scorpion's rival" Ruby said
"What's a cryomancer?" Yang said
"It's a ninja that controls ice and snow" Weiss said
Boomstick: And Glacius, the icy alien with a Killer Instinct. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
"Hey looks like this might be your favorite episode ice queen" Yang said
"Pff maybe also don't call me that" Weiss said
Sub-Zero
(*Cues: Mortal Kombat 9 - Shao Kahn's Throne Room*)
Wiz: For untold generations, the Lin-Kuei assassins waged war with their rival splinter group, the Shirai Ryu. Desperate to claim victory in the bloody conflict, the Lin-Kuei resorted to drastic means of recruitment for able-bodied soldiers, no matter what age they were.
"Just like the Whitefang" Blake said
"Or atlas military" Weiss said
Boomstick/Yang: So... kidnapping children?
Wiz: Kidnapping children.
"What is it with other universes and kidnapping children?" Ruby said
"I don't know sis I just don't know" Yang said
Boomstick: Well, at least they got to be ninjas! I bet their tiny little bodies would be even stealthier.
"Probably or not if there still babies" Blake said
Wiz: Turns out, two of these kids just so happened to be descendants from a race of extra-dimensional beings experienced in the art of ice magic. Their names were Bi-Han and Kuai Liang.
"So they're kinda like Weiss" Ruby said
"No they're not actually yeah it's almost like my semblance"
Boomstick: With the Lin-Kuei's training, these brothers became cold-blooded assassins and the finest warriors in the clan.
"Just like Weiss" Blake said
"Hey!" Weiss said
"Ha good one Blake" Yang said
Wiz: And whether it started as a joke or he just thought it was badass, Bi-Han adopted a brand new name: Sub-Zero.
"Definitely sounds like you weiss" Ruby said
"That sounds nothing like me I mean if anything I would choose name that suits me for who I am" Weiss said
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(Discontinued) RWBY Watches Deathbattle
FanfictionAfter defeating the Grimm and capturing Roman Torchwick, RWBY decides to settle down until they discover a mysterious package comes to their front door and it's full of DVDs they plan to watch. They will discover how much the combatants in the show...
