"Who Hoo! Another Death Battle!" Ruby said
"Wonder who are we gonna see now?" Blake said
"Who cares let's watch it" Yang said
Ruby then started the episode.
Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: Hundreds of years ago, the samurai and the ninja battled across Japan, and these two fascinating ways of combat have been at odds ever since.
"Oh kinda your weapon Blake" Yang said
"Yeah it does" Blake said
"By the way what's the difference between samurai and ninjas?" Ruby said.
"Ninjas are more stealthy and Samurai are more headstrong" Weiss said.
Boomstick: The Shredder, the sharp and shiny arch-villain of the Ninja Turtles.
"Oh he's from the ninja turtle universe" Yang said
Wiz: And Silver Samurai, the mutant swordsman who can slice through anything.
" So like Wolverine?" Yang said
"Maybe I'm not so sure" Weiss said
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Shredder
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: Beneath the streets of New York City, a secret battle wages between four humanoid turtles, and a ninja covered in blades, known as The Shredder.
"Like a papper shredder?" Ruby said
"I don't think that's what shredder means in that world" Blake said
Boomstick/Yang: A kitchen utensil?
Wiz: Many legends surround The Shredder's origins. Some say he's the reincarnation of an ancient Japanese warrior, some say he's an alien disguised as a man, and some say he's a bumbling idiot who sounds like Uncle Phil.
1987 Shredder: But I don't wanna conquer this place. I wanna conquer Earth!
"Wow this version of shredder sounds like Weiss" Blake said
"Hey!" Weiss said in an offended tone
Boomstick: Either way, every legend agrees on one thing: He's an absolute badass!
"Oh yes now where getting to the good stuff" Yang said
Wiz: Before he was called The Shredder, he was Oroku Saki, a member of the Japanese ninjutsu Foot Clan, he trained alongside his rival, Hamato Yoshi.
"The Dinosaur?" Ruby said
"Nope" Yang said
Boomstick: They weren't just rivals in martial arts, but in the search for love as well. They both pined for the lovely lady, Tang Shen. But, unfortunately for our future Shredder, she only had eyes for Yoshi...Hamato Yoshi, not the dinosaur. That'd be weird.
"Yeah I'm not sure how having a relationship with a dinosaur would work" Weiss said
Wiz: Jealous, Oroku Saki attacked Yoshi, but in his rage, accidentally struck down Tang Shen.
"Oh man that's gotta be tough" Yang said
"Blinded by his own rage is always someone's downfall" Blake said
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(Discontinued) RWBY Watches Deathbattle
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