"Another night another Death battle" Yang said as she started the episodeInterlude
(*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*)
Boomstick: If my ex-wives have taught me anything, it's that there's no real limit to crazy.
"Try dealing with a hyper active Ruby" Weiss said as Ruby said "Hey!" She said in an offended tone "Or Nora on coffee" Yang said
Wiz: Like Carnage, Marvel's dangerously insane psychopath.
Boomstick: Or Lucy, the messed up murder lady from Elfen Lied.
Wiz: Elfen "Lied" (pronounced “leed”), it's German.
"What's Germen?"
"Guessing it's a language on earth" Weiss said
Boomstick: Eh, whatever. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Carnage
Wiz: Cletus Kasady didn't have the chance to be a well-adjusted adult, because his entire family was already crazy. While Cletus was just a boy, his father got sent to jail for killing his mother.
"What?!" Yang said
Boomstick: Which he did because she had tried to kill Cletus.
Wiz: Which she did because Cletus had tortured and killed her dog, Fifi.
"Monty Oum! And I thought my family had issues but that... That's messed up" Weiss said
"Dog killer!" Ruby said as she hugged Zwie protectively
Boomstick: Well, go, Ms. Kasady! All dog murderers deserve death, even if they're eight. Right, Jack Spaniels?
A dog barks.
Boomstick: Good boy! Oh, and uh, Cletus murdered his grandma too, cause, eh, she was kind of a bitch.
"Monty Oum this is more worse than guts" Yang said "don't remind me" Blake said
Popup: Cletus currently believes his mother died protecting him from his father. However, his strong posthumous feelings for his mother may have caused false memory syndrome.
Wiz: He didn't stop there, and wound up burning down his own orphanage. Years later, he was finally arrested and convicted for eleven murders.
Boomstick: You mean, the eleven murders they knew about.
"There's more?! How did they not find out" Ruby said
"Guess he hid those murders too" Yang said.
Wiz: But, while in prison, Cletus found that he wasn't alone. In fact, his cellmate just so happened to be Eddie Brock.
"Oh yeah the venom guy" Ruby said
Boomstick: Who you may know as that creepy guy covered in black ink called Venom.
"It's a symbiote" Weiss said
Wiz: That "ink" is actually a symbiotic alien known as a Klyntar. This "symbiote" bonded with Eddie, transforming him into a powerful and violent rival for the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Boomstick: But what Eddie didn't know was... it was pregnant! Oh ho ho! Time to go out for cigarettes, Eddie.
"What? How can Symbiote have a Child?" Yang said
Popup: The Klyntar were created by an evil deity to kill Celestials. They eventually became a noble species, but remain easily influenced by the personalities of their hosts.
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