Hellhole toilet of satan

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*******BLADE P.O.V*******

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BE-

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I yelled as i slammed the clock. But i broke it with my hulk powers. "Goddam clock ruining my sleep. I wonder what it is. OH SHIT I GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL FUCK!" I rushed through the morning and ran to the bus stop. "I gotta go fast, sonic fast." Apparently i have a sonic fetish.

Just in time the bus arrived. I got on and saw Kat, I sat down next to her and started talking "Okay wtf are you doing on my bus?" Kat shrugged "I dunno I guess I go on here now, cereal?" She gave me a bowl of cereal of course i ate it. Kat took out her cat " da fuq?" "I LIKE CATS OKAY DONT QUESTION ME!" "Damn sorry"

Soon we arrived at the hellhole toilet of satan called "High school" i got tripped by some bitch "da fuck bitch?" "Sorry I couldn't see you emo!" I shoved bread into the girls mouth and kicked her down "slut". Kat clapped while the cat meowed , sun shined down on me and i apparently looked like a god.

"Yo Blade!" I turned and gasped. There was Andy Biersack IN MY SCHOOL. Oh no nevermind it was some random hot guy that look like andy, i met him last year in my Chinese class. Me, Kat and Henry the cat went into class. "Hey everyone my name is Mr.Pennock" "YO DAYMN ID TAP DAT!" There was a girl that walked into class "sorry but I have to say it" she said while sitting down. Mr.Pennock huffed and continued. But the door slammed open and that girl named Rosie entered. "Sorry I came late, I had to arm wrestle a nerd" she sat down next to me and Kat.

"Oh hey there" Rosie wiggled her eyebrows. Kat looked uncomfortable "please don't rape me...." she whispered. Of course more people came in because they were late because there bus crashed and they had to walk to school. Anyways I looked up to see someone in my face and it was ANDY MOTHER FUCKING BIERSACK HOLY SHIT, I mentally fangirled while Kat and Rosie were fighting over Henry.

Andy the guy from Chinese class (who had a crush on me) sat in front of me and Andy B. sat behind me. Mr.Pennock was teaching while showing his perfect ass off. I felt a tap on my shoulder and -OH SHIT ANDY B. was asking me FOR A PENCIL. I ended up giving him a black pencil he smiled at me and I blushed and smiled back.

"Oh so you give the hot guy a pencil but not me? Okay then I see bitch" Rosie said, Kat was eating popcorn while watching the scene "Im totally gonna write a fanfic." It was lunch now and we would always skip so we went into the bathroom. Once we got in we saw Ms.Tyler shaving her beard, She saw us and ran out. "Um why was there a fat guy in our bathroom?" Asked Kat "oh that's Ms.Tyler" there was an awkward silence.

After lunch & being stupid also dancing around we went back to class. At the end of the day Rosie left with Henry, Me and Kat went on the bus when I got off Kat said "See you tomorrow bitch" when I got home and plopped on bed then went to sleep and had a rated R dream about Popsicles.

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