I was going to abandon this but I kind of don't want to I don't know.
Anyways welcome to Junior Year!
Ms. Simpson the AP Art History samurai: "Does anyone know what the Ambum Stone is?"
Me: *avoiding eye contact because I knew exactly what the sculpture was now*
Ms. Simpson the AP Art History samurai: "Rachel?"
Me: "It's uh... a reproductive figurine..."
Ms. Simpson the AP Art History samurai: "What about the sculpture tells you that?"
Me: "The nose..."
Ms. Simpson the AP Art History samurai: "And what does it look like?"
Me: *quietly* "... a penis?"
This is the art piece. I did indeed give the right answer.
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A Collection Of Student Quotes
HumorSchool's wild, okay? Also some of these aren't quotes they're stories! Yeehaw!
