「 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕠𝕩 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕘𝕖𝕤」

「 prologue」

Yuna never asked to die.

Sure, she would joke around dying the next day with her friends at school, like any other sleep-deprived, caffeinated high schooler. 

But it was a joke. 

 A joke goddammit.

Her priest said that death would be "quick and easy and simple with Kami on your side. You don't need to worry about dying any time soon, Yuna-chan. Kami has a very special plan with you."

As Yuna sat there, floating around in the darkness, she thought to herself, "Well that was a fucking lie."

Fucking Kami. How long was she going to be here?

As soon as those thoughts appeared, a blinding light started flashing before overtaking Yuna. 

When she opened her eyes, she was in a dense forest. She glanced around. Why were the trees so...big?

Or was she small? 

Hm. That was the question.

She glanced down.

WHAT THE FUCK.

WHERE ARE HER HANDS??? WHY ARE THEY PAWS?? WHY IS SHE RED??? WHY DOES SHE HAVE FUR??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. IS THAT A FUCKING TAIL WHAT THE FU-

Ahem. 

So. 

After several hours of screaming, Yuna has discovered. 

That she has been reborn.

Into a fucking fox.

Yes, you are able to scream now.

Yuna learned that sometimes, it's better not to question what Kami has done for you.

But just to accept it.

Yuna liked foxes. Sure, they weren't her favorite animal but stumbling upon one was always a pleasant surprise. Unless they attack you.

Yuna finally calmed down and settled beside a stream. She was about to close her eyes and sleep until she heard a 'hoW DO YOU ALWAYS BEAT ME YOU MUST BE CHEATING.'

Damn, is that some tea? Yuna stood up and hid behind a bush watching on.

Ew, what the fuck is up with that dude's hairstyle? 

There were two boys, both around the age of twelve. One had a spiky ass haircut with a navy blue shirt and pants. Around his waist was a tan wrap. The other had a white scarf and a light green jacket with a black shirt and grey shorts. Around his shorts was a tan wrap. He also had the ugliest fucking haircut Yuna had seen in her entire goddamn life.

He had a bowl haircut, but it was longer near his neck. It reminded her of a Naruto character, Rock Lee.

"I'm not cheating! You're just throwing it wrong."

"I'm doing it exactly how you showed me!"

"If you were doing it exactly how I showed you, you would be thROWING IT CORRECTLY!"

Oh shit. Sip that tea, sis.

"Shut up, Hashirama."

Wait just a fucking second.

Did porcupine just call bowl head Hashirama?

You're telling me that this bowl headed monstrosity turns into the fiRST HOKAGE AND A HOT PIECE OF ASS?

(not gonna lie, Yuna would 10/10 jump on that ass-)

Wait. 

If he was Hashirama.

Then that means the boy next to him is Uchiha fucking Madara.

If he's Uchiha Madara 

And he's Senju Hashirama.

And those two are frictional characters

Was Yuna reincarnated into the NARUTOVERSE??

Pardon me but what the fu-

I mean sure, Yuna liked Naruto. It wasn't her favorite anime, but it had a special place in her heart as the first anime she watched. 

But she didn't want to get reborn into it. Hell, one might even argue that being reborn in the SNK universe was better than this.

Here you could murder without consequence. Like, what the fuck?

And according to the data she had gathered, she was reborn before Konoha was even made, during Madara and Hashirama's time frame. She didn't even know what happened back then!

She hated life.

Maybe she could die.

She whined, forgetting the reason she came here.

"Is that a fox?!" Hashirama shouted.

A fox? Where? Foxes were cute.

Wait a fucking second. 

She was the fox.

Welp. She guessed she could run?

Nah.

She walked out from behind the bush.

"Why is it coming towARDS US."

"Shut up Hashirama, you're going to scare it away!"

"It's gonna scare me away! Why is it coming?"

"Shut up! I used to have a cat. Maybe foxes are like cats?" Madara put his hand out. 

What the fuck.

Why is your hand out.

"What are you doing?"

"Cats won't let you pet them unless they smell you first."

OOOH. That's what he's doing.

She leaned forward and sniffed the Uchiha. He smelled like a mix of cinnamon and iron. A weird combination.

She stopped and allowed the male to touch her.

(That sounded kinda weird, not gonna lie-)

"Hey, me too!" the monstrosity of a hairdo stuck his hand out. She leaned forward. He smelled like caramel and roses. Odd.

Nevertheless, she allowed him to pet her as well.

"Woah! This fox is cool."

Damn straight, bitch.

a/n: another story T-T