sup it's ya boi micah just got back from reading up on the last chapter and realising i reflect a lot of emotions into male Y/N. also i have major writers block for just about the whole book, so i'll be taking a break from writing (not that i ever update anyway) to get ideas. however, i didn't want to read the few people that actually enjoy this book hanging with a two second chapter explaining it all, so while i set about to motivate myself, here is this book, as vines and incorrect quotes.
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Ballora: remember, Michael can be very dangerous, so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
Baby: (driving through the wall) GET FUCKED!
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Fem Y/N: you know ghosts can sense fear right so instead of crying why not let them know you're not afraid?
Male Y/N: great idea.
Male Y/N: (charging through the pizzeria) I'M NOT SCARED! I'M NOT A PUSSY!
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William: MICHAEL!
Michael, bleading to death: I'm busy!
William: MICHAEL, COME HERE RIGHT NOW!
Michael, storming up the stairs to the basement: you want me to come right now? OkaY I'LL COME RIGHT NOW!
William: (screams)
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Foxy: hey, what do you wanna eat?
Malhare: the souls of the innocent!
Y/N: a bagel.
Malhare: NO!
Y/N: two bagels!
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Comments: I've only had Foxy for a day and a half but if anything were to happen to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Me: (smirk)
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Michael: please, god, can I just have one good day?
God: you again? Give it a rest, sweetie.
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William, holding a sledge: (to Michael) hop on!
(Michael tries to get on the sledge, but William pulls it away) (Michael starts crying)
William, smiling and holding a sign that says 'number one dad': I'm the best!
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Freddy: I don't know what you're- (Fritz gets shot) AHHHHHH! YOU BETTER STOP NOW! (Y/N gets shot) BITCH NOW! (Y/N dies) (airhorn noise).
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(Purple_guy_evil_giggle.wav plays ominously in the background)
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Freddy: if you cut off your leg, would you feel pain?
Foxy: uh, yeah. Of course.
Freddy: but where would you feel the pain though?
Foxy: are you serious, in your leoooooohhhhhhhh.
Freddy: but you ain't got no lEG-
Foxy: HOLY SHIT!
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Mike: ive come to make an announcement. Fritz Smith is a bitch ass motherfucker and he pissed on fucking Y/N. That's right. He took his fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on FUCKING Y/N. And he said his dick was t h i s b i g. And I said, that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Fritz Smith, you've got a small dick. It's the size of a walnut except way smaller And guess what? Here's what MY dong looks like.
(Explosion noises)
Mike: yeah that's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong! He fucked Y/N, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth! Yeah, that's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth! I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOON!
Mike, breaking shit: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, O B A M A ? ! I PISSED ON THE MOOOOON, YOU IDIOT! You got twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth. Now get outta my sight before I piss on you too.
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Fritz: smack cam!
William: bitch i hope the fuck you do, you'll be a dead sonuva bitch, I'll tell you that.
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Fritz: oh, sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Baby: go back to sleep and starve.
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Y/N: (rolling in on a hover board) hey guys, I'm really sad.
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Me at this whole book: bItCh wHaT tHe FuCk?!
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Mike: y'all ugly (whips and dies)
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Baby: it's a fucking friend!
(Y/N dies)
Baby: NOOOOOOOOOO!
(Y/N is resurrected)
Baby: oh shit they're right there.
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Male/female reader X Sister Location
FanfictionY/N is an average school boy/girl in an average town with an average life. But when four new students appear at your school, your life takes a turnover as you realise they are beginning to fall for you. And you with them. If you are a boy then you c...
