Sugar, Spice, Money is Nice!

WTF

Bakugou's POV

     It's been a long day. I had to pay taxes and bills. Student loans stalking me! It sucks balls! On top of that... I might have to become a stripper to make all the money I owe! Plus my job doesn't pay a lot.

     Then that damn Deku calls me. "H-hey kacchan! I just wanted to talk to you about something."

     "I didn't fucking ask you damn Deku! So explain why you're wasting my time!" I say to Deku. God she's so annoying!
   "Ifoundthisappthatyoucanusetohelpwothyourfinancelproblems!" He says hella fast.

     "What was that nerd!"

      "There's this um... app that's I think is gonna help you with your um uh... financial problems. It's called SugarBabe."

      "Fine whatever. I'll download the app... even though the name is sketchy as fuck." I hang up and download the app. It asked me things like my name, my age, phone number, etc. Then it asked me my preferred age... I just put 22. It asked me my sexuality and other things that were kinda personal.

     Once I finally finished my account I kept swiping left (swiping left on SugarBabe means "hell no!" Lol). Then I saw a cute looking red-haired, shark-toothed, shit-hair. I swiped right.

                              «It's a match»

     That fast? Wow. Some people really are that thirsty.

             They started texting each other
                              (On the app)

Katsu: Hey

Redriot: Hello beautiful 😘

Katsu: You're pretty straight to the point... I like that.

Redriot: So CUTE! You're absolutely adorable. May I ask why a beauty like u is on an app like this?

Katsu: I'm going through some tough times when it comes to money. My friend suggested this app to me because of it. She's so nosy 🙄

Redriot: ur friend is only trying to help u. Plus if she's so annoying why r u her friend?

Katsu: That's none of ur business Shark-girl!

Redriot: um... what other things could u have done to earn money?

Katsu: It was either this or being a stripper, and I'm not taking off my clothes for anyone!

Redriot: Wait.... u do know how being a sugar-baby works right?

Katsu: wtf u mean

Redriot: I pay u every time u uh... have sex with me 😅

Katsu: ...

Redriot: it's ok :) there's nothing to worry or be nervous about. I'm very gentle... but I can be rough if u want 😘

Katsu: Fine u pervert. How much money r u gonna pay me for uh.... my special services

I sound like such a whore! And this perverted " sugar-mommy " probably likes it!

Redriot: Dont phrase it like that lol 😂 I'm thinking $1000 on the reg. If it makes me feel good enough I might pay u more.plus you'll get $800 on a weekly basis so that would make $1800 dollars for u 🤗

Katsu: Maybe we should meet up...

Redriot: sounds good! Tomorrow's a Friday right?

Katsu: yep

Redriot: Then meet me at the Starbucks on Bubblegut Street

Katsu: K whatever 🙄

Redriot: don't be so mean 😭

Katsu: who said I cared about ur feelings

Redriot: if u keep misbehaving I'll have to punish u 😔😘

Katsu: ... shut up...

     I... I can't believe I'm doing this. B-becoming a sugar-baby. Is it worth it or.... maybe being a stripper would've been better? I guess I might never know.

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A/N lol "bubblegut street" 😂