Mistystar narrowed her eyes.
"What brings you here Tigerstar?" She questioned.
"Give me your food." Hissed Tigerstar.
"What."
A long, mysterious, black object floated up next to him.
"Give. Me. Your. Food."
"Tigerstar, I don't have any!" shouted Mistystar angrily. "And what even is that weird floating thing?"
Tigerstar cleared his throat. "That, m'lady, is an MP5. It kills things."
Mistystar rolled eyes. "Seriously? That doesn't look like anything dang-AHHH!"
A tree was suddenly riddled with holes.
"Now give me your food or else you'll end up like that tree." threatened Tigerstar.
"But I have no food Tigerstar! It's the middle of leafbare and were all starving!"
Tigerstar narrowed his eyes.
"Then I leave you with no choice."
The sound of gunshots filled the air.
"I AM THE GREAT AND IMMORTAL MISTYSTAR!" she screamed, covered in blood and bullet holes.
"WHAT?!!??"
No Mistystars were harmed in the production of this story. What, did you forget that she's immortal?
One tree and the sanity of Tigerstar were slain though.
