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Skepnoblade (Fake Dating AU)

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Note: As much as I love Skepnoblade, I think I should probably get some variety in here. I'm working on another SkepHalo one, and a Schlattnoblade one as well. If y'all have any requests, pls comment I'm not creative at all lol

Basic Rundown:

In which Skeppy and Technoblade start fake dating--but, of course, things are never as simple as that.

Warnings:

Brief mention of homophobia, PG13+ content at the end, mention of depression, idk the slight innuendo in the beginning 

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Very serious 1v1 of the century

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Thumbnail: picture of some anime guys fighting, except with Skeppy and Techno's minecraft heads photoshopped on it.

Technoblade and Skeppy were playing various Hypixel minigames together, with Minecraft Murder Mystery being the one they were playing currently.

"You Are the Murderer"

Dave laughed lightly under his breath--not enough to be heard through the mic--and moved his in-game character around, collecting gold.

"I'M INNOCENT!" Skeppy exclaimed, voice a bit hoarse from his cold.

"I'm innocent," Techno lied smoothly, smirking a bit.

"HMM, I don't trust youuu," Skeppy replied.

"Nahhh, you can definitely trust me," Techno replied, laughing lightly. "Here, meet me at the throne room." He continued killing a few players here and there as they spoke.

"Okay," Skeppy said, his tone skeptical.

Skeppy moved closer in, until he could see inside Techno's block head as he attempted to throw out the gold in his inventory at Techno.

"Stop coming in me," Techno said, moving back a bit.

A pause.

"I would say something, but--" Skeppy started, before Techno interrupted with a "please don't."

"Mmhmm," Skeppy hummed, before bursting into laughter. "Oh my god why am I like this?"

"Stop being like that then," Techno replied, a bit flustered--but still pretty unphased.

Skeppy continued shifting inside him, his laughter coming in through Dave's headphones.

"Bruh," Techno said, moving away before Skeppy moved his in game character into him again.

"Are you sure you want me to stop?" Skeppy asked slyly, grinning behind the monitor.

"UHH--" Techno replied, before a killing sound rang out. This was the castle map, so a player likely died as a result of falling into the huge trap at mid--but Skeppy didn't know that.

"Huh, so you're not the murderer," were Skeppy's last words before Techno hotkeyed to the first slot and killed him instantly.

"NOOOO ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!! I KNEW YOU WERE THE MURDERER! I KNEW IT!"