Good Omens Fanfic

Ooh, a request

REQUESTED BY RED0RAVEN

~Thank you so much for this request! I had a lot of fun writing it! Also, as it is stated in the book, both characters may assume whichever gender they choose, so this scenario is a possible outcome. Thank you everyone who is still reading my crap 😂~

It has been a good while after Crowley and Aziraphale had confessed their love for another. As neither angel nor demon had specified genders, Aziraphale had been taking birth control the whole while. Neither of them were sure if human birth control would work on supernatural entities such as themselves, but everything was all going too well for them to possibly worry about that. 

So, neither of them did. 

Until one day. 

Crowley strutted past his plants, humming peacefully to himself. He straightened out his jacket and sat on his throne, staring at the clock. Aziraphale would be here any second; then they would travel to the best restaurant they could find. He hated to say it; but Crowley was in a good mood. He had been for a while, now. It was.... well, it was... nice. 

The doorbell rang, and Crowley raced to the door. He clicked his fingers, flashed a confident smile, and the doors swung open. Outside stood Aziraphale, a worried look painted across his face. "Oh, Angel, what's wrong?" said Crowley, taking the small man into his arms. "Crowley... Crowley... I don't know how to feel!"                                                                                                                           "Sit down and tell me all about it... it can't be that bad."

Crowley led Aziraphale through into a clean modern room and sat him down on a plush black sofa. "Now, Azi, are you going to tell me what's wrong?". Aziraphale took a deep breath in.          "Well, I suppose it all started a week or so ago. I was going through mail from Head Office, you know, as you, um, as you do, when I felt almost overwhelmingly sick. I rushed to the  bathroom, obviously, and concluded it was just a bad piece of sushi, but then it happened again, and again, and again, and I had no idea why until yesterday, when I realised I had gained quite a bit of weight. Crowley... I.... I think I'm pregnant."

Crowley laughed. "Aziraphale, darling, that's silly. But, if it will make you feel better, I think I have a pregnancy test somewhere around here. I'm pretty sure I stole it from a Boots when Hastur and Ligur were making sure I was fulfilling my demonic deeds." Aziraphale merely nodded as Crowley ran into another room. He grasped his stomach, and wondered if it were even possible for him to bear children. What would his and Crowley's child even be like? An angel and a demon.... surely it couldn't be possible.

Crowley blundered back in, waving the test in the air. He handed it to Aziraphale. "Do you want me to come in with you?" 

Aziraphale shook his head. "No, Crowley... I need to know. As much as I love you... I just can't believe this is possible"

Crowley took his angel into his arms and gave him a light kiss on the forehead. "Ok... I love you, Aziraphale." Aziraphale smiled weakly, and headed into the bathroom.

The next few hours were Hell (or, indeed, Heaven) for Crowley and Aziraphale. Each hour, minute, second, seemed to drag. Suddenly, the alarm on Crowley's custom made diver watch sent me into a state of shock. Crowley picked up the test. "Crowley... wait. What if.... What if I am." stuttered Aziraphale. "Well, it's your choice, Azi. It's your body. You know I'll love you, no matter what."Aziraphale kissed him. Ok... let's have a look.

Crowley turned it over. Two lines stared back at him. "Aziraphale... Look!" Said Crowley. Aziraphale opened his eyes, and they both sat in stunned silence for a while. "I'm... I'm pregnant! Crowley... this... this shouldn't be possible."

"Aziraphale..." Whispered Crowley. "What now?"

~ I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did writing it, and, as always, please give me some more requests... It's so much fun to mix ideas~