CreepyPasta one-shots {Completed}

Cell Block Tango (Jeff)

I was going through one of my playlists and found this so what not?
I enjoy doing The BEN and Toby parts, sorry if you wanted to be them.
I'm having Luna being Masky and Laughing Jack(?)
You get to be Eyeless Jack and Jeff
I hope this okay!
!Not Requested!

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{(Y/n)'s P.O.V}

Nova, Luna and I were cleaning up the house due to Nova getting sick quicker then ever. I was about to put something's away from a bag Nova forgot to unpack yesterday only to see gum and remind me off the song, 'The Cell Block Tango', I started to hum and sing the words in my head only to here them out loud.

I entered the living room to see Nova looking between me and the T.V with a big smile on her face.

"Wanna do it with me (Y/n)?"

I walked into the room and placed a hand on my hip.

"Duh! I loved doing this song when we were young teens. I kinda wanna relive that little time."

She looked over at Luna to see the Inkling nodding with a smile on her face for what felt like forever.

Nova used the remote to rewind the whole video and then played quickly walking into the kitchen.

[Start now if you want!]

Italics=Luna, Bold=You, Underlined=Nova, Bold/Italics/Underlined=All Three Of Us. (Just know, there are a few lines where only you and Luna are singing, but those lines are Bold and in Italics)

"Pop."

"Six."

"Squish."

"Uh uh."

"Cicero."

"Lipschitz."

"And now, the six married murderesses of the Cook County Jail.
In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'!" (Don't worry about this, it's just a dude saying random shit.)

"Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!"

"Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!"

"Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!"

"He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it"

"I betcha you would have done the same!"

"Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!"

"You know how people have these little habits that get you down?
Like...Bernie!
Bernie likes to chew gum--no, not chew, POP!
So, I come home this one day, and I'm really irritated and looking for a little sympathy, and there's Bernie.
Lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing--no, not chewing, POPPING!
So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time..."
And he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots.
Into his head!"

"He had it coming, he had it coming.
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it.
I betcha you would have done the same!"