CreepyPasta one-shots {Completed}

Go The F*CK To Sleep(Jeff) (SHITPOST)

I don't own the odd conversation that happens in this, it's just something where the reader and Jeff are making a fake book and they read it out loud.

I also don't own the book, it really is a funny book!

!Not Requested!

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{(Y/n)'s P.O.V}

Jeff and I were sitting down on some bean bag chairs that I had in my room, he was given the day off, but he didn't want it...he was forced to take the day off.

I was reading a book when out of nowhere, Jeff stood over me reading the book with me. I was of course a faster reader than him so when I finished a page, he would turn the page back so he could finish the page.

"You want to read this book? I already read this one and I was going to remind myself what happened first so I could read the next book."

Jeff looked at me with a bored expression. He shook his head and sat back down.

"Naw, I'm just bored. there's nothing else to do!"

I placed my bookmark on the page I was reading and closed my book. Looking back at Jeff, I saw him laying on the floor with his feet on the wall.

"Well, we could always play some of the videos games I have."

"But we already played all of them the last time I was over..."

"hmm...you could always read some of the other books I have."

"Too boring..."

"How about we make our own book!"

"Too muck wor-wait, make our own book?"

Jeff sat up and looked at me confused as what I was getting at.

"Yeah, a lot of the books Luna and Nova own are ones I made for them! We could always make some books for you so you can read them when you're locked in your room at the mansion."

He put a hand on his chin while looking down at the ground. When he looked up at me, he was smiling more than normal.

'Here we go!'

"Let's do it! Maybe we can do one involving swears and sleep stuff?"

I smiled and nodded. I got up and ran over to my art section and got out all of the things we would need.

-book being completed-

After we got the book made, we had to get the book through The Nova Test. The Nova Test is to see if it can make her laugh.

"Nova! We need to do The Nova Test for a book! can you come here please!"

"Sure!"

Nova came running in only to trip and hit the wall.

"You okay?"

She looked at me and nodded, then she instantly sat down on my bed as Jeff and I got ready to run The Nova Test.

"The cats nestle close to their kittens,
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You are cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep!"

Nova was biting her finger, a good sign. The whole time Jeff read that part, I could see her face going pink trying not to laugh.

"What's going on?"

We all looked at the door and saw BEN standing there just starring at us.

"We're reading Nova a book! Wanna hear?"

He shrugged and sat next to Nova who was trying her best not to laugh still.

Taking a deep breath, I began to read the next page.

"The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle close in the deep.
I'll read you one very last book if you swear,
You'll go the fuck to sleep!"

BEN was holding his stomach with one of his hands while his other hand was covering his mouth.

Nova was doing the same, but there were tears in her eyes.

I looked over at Jeff and nodded. He flipped the page and started to read again.

"The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest,
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep.
I know you're no thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep."

We heard Nova actual laugh and we knew that the book has passed the Nova test.

I wanted to finish the final page though.

"The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon.
The field mice, they may not peep.
It's been thirty-eight minutes already...
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking piece of shit, what the fuck?! Got to sleep!"

Jeff punches me in my shoulder and laughed.

"That's not the line!"

"I know!"

"What are you? Improvey Mc. Gee?"

I did a goofy smirk and placed my hands on my hips.

"Yeah!"

"Holy fuck..."

"J-Jesus Christ! W-ho's idea was that? Because I love it!"

I raised my hand and laughed as Nova fell off the bed holding her stomach while BEN was trying to keep her up right.

'Well, now Jeff can have this thing!'

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DONE!

I loved listening to this and I admit, I might have went a little over board...

BYE!

~Nova