You walk in to a forest and you start to watch the leaves. You see a purple mushroom, and you eat it. The mushroom takes you to a place called "Urmamsgaay". When you get into the place it starts playing music, but not any music, catholic rap music. You start dancing to the music and you see your mom getting banged by Santa Claus. You then go into the nearest building and get a candy bar from a vending machine. You then start eating it but you then look at the wrapper. it says "drugy's cocaine weed bars". You start to scream because your mom said to not smoke or sniff drugs because they're gay. You then puke out the drug bar and start looking for a free car. You find a free McLaren Senna so you get in the car. The keys are in the cup holder so you take the car. You drive to the highway and you see that the speed limit is 200 kph. You drive on the highway to Weed Town. On the way there you see a guy banging a 3 headed pig on top of a car.
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