Author's Note-- Tallie's answers

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OKAY SO HEY LADIES AND JELLYBEANS. We decided we want to show you our inner sarcastic selves and ask each other questions and post them on here. YEY. Okay GO. I'm asking Tallie questions. (; -Fern xo


What is your favorite color?


... blue. :D

What is your favorite animal?


UM. I don't have one, but if I had to buy one it would be a puppeh. :D

Why the hell would your favorite animal be a dog!? Boring...


Or a cat.

Or a fish.

Or maybe even a meercat.

Yeah, a meercat named JaaJaa/Jarjar/Jaarjaar. (STARWARS<3)

Okay, that's acceptable. ANYWHO. Would you rather have screaming nipples, or a tongue that always interrupted you?


Tongue. But, what kind of fu-

DON'T QUESTION THE INTERVIEWER'S QUESTIONS. Moving on... X Factor or American Idol?

X Factor.

Dogs or cats? HEHEHE PUSSY... anyways...



Um...

fish. :D

That makes no sense at all. "Dogs or cats?" "How about fish, fothermucker." 



Yes, fish.

Babies or your mum? 


Mummah. ;DD

Ferris Wheels or your dog's mum?


Fuc- ferris wheels. Doggie's mum. She's real.

Which would you rather have-- a baby hyena or a baby frog?



Baby frog. I don't want a baby hyena because it will annoy the shiz out of me,



Which would you pick-- a relationship or "just friends"?


With who?

Your mum.


Um, a mum and daughter relationship because... well... -.- Who wants to be "just friends" with their mum?

IT WAS MEANT TO BE DIRTY, GOD... anyways. Do you like older or younger guys?



One or two year older guys. c; I'm totally trolling these questions. 



Where are you from?


I have no idea.

That's always good.. anyways. Why do you write stories on Wattpad?



Because I need to get ideas down so I can just... well... in other words for fun.



Why are you so awesome? LAST QUESTION.



Baby, I was born this way.

OKAY EVERYONE THAT CONCLUDES TALLIE'S ANSWERS. Don't mind us, just... yeah. Ask some questions of your own down below, and label who you want to ask them to! "Fern," "Tallie," or "both of you weird bastards!" Okay. So yeah. STAY TUNED FOR MY QUESTIONS. <3 -Fern xo



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