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Soren and Matt are farther and son. Thing didn't work out \_-w-_/.

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Soren: here Matt, something that big boys eat, a stalk of broccoli, corn on the cob , a cooked spinch, and a side salad.

Matt: what the f*ck is this?

Soren: * smacks Matt in the head * LANGUAGE!!

Matt: what the sh*t is this?

Soren: * smacks him again * LANGUAGE!!

Matt: the the f*ck is this. * stops soren's smack.* ha, I said f*ck, B*tch.

Soren: * smack him again * LANGUAGE!!

Matt: OW!! NOT THE FACE!!

Jesse: could you just give Matt some desert instead?

Soren: not until he eat his vegetable, he's not.

Matt: not gonna eat it.

Soren: * smack Matt in the head again* EAT IT!

Tord: ._. What is wrong with these two?

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(Next dinner)

Soren: eat your broccoli!

Matt: no!

Soren: eat your broccoli!

Matt: never.

Oiliva: well, can I have the broccoli then?

Harper: sorry liv, but your dessert is ice cream sundae.

Oiliva: * sigh and eats the sundae *

Soren: eat! Your! Broccoli!

Matt: not gonna happen.

Soren: eat it, whatever you like it or not!

Matt: idc.

Tord: are they always like this?

Petra: idk.

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