"Wanna Smash?" A Smash Bros Chatfic

Nickname time

(Now I know I've seen a lot of chatfics where the characters got like cute little nicknames and all that jazz, but here's a chapter on why I personally will not add nicknames into this holy ass group chat fanfiction–)

Chat: "Wanna Smash?"

Master Hand: Okay

Master Hand: As you can all see I have given you all the options of choosing your own personalized names for each other, only each other though you may not choose your own

Master Hand: Please do not make me regret this decision

[User: Master Hand has left the chat]

Samus: Well, It's only appropriate 

[User: Samus has changed User: Peach's name to "Princess🍑💖👑"]

Princess🍑💖👑: Aww how sweet Samus :)

[User: Princess🍑💖👑 has changed User: Samus's name to "🥰Sammy💪🏼🕶"]

Princess🍑💖👑: It's cause you're so cool! 

🥰Sammy💪🏼🕶: Aww Peach

🥰Sammy💪🏼🕶: Thanks to you too! :) 

[User: 🥰Sammy💪🏼🕶 has left the chat]

[User: Princess🍑💖👑 has left the chat]

Link: Samus Isn't the only cool one

[User: Link has changed User: Roy's name to "OURboiROY😎👊"]

OURboiROY😎👊: You think think I'm cool Link? 

Link: Yeah dude, you're our boy! 

Cloud: *Boi

[User: Ganondorf has changed User: Link's name to "fairy boy 🧚🏻‍♂️"]

fairy boy🧚🏻‍♂️: Ganon no

fairy boy🧚🏻‍♂️:  Ganon I hate this

Ganondorf: this your life now

Ganondorf: fairy boy

fairy boy 🧚🏻‍♂️: THAT LINK WASN'T EVEN ME THO

[User: Cloud has changed User: Ganon's name to "TheOGZombiePigman🐷🤡"]

Cloud: caught Ganon playing Minecraft once, I feel it's only fair

TheOGZombiePigman🐷🤡: WHAT!?

fairy boy🧚🏻‍♂️: AHAHHHAHAHAHAH Okay, thanks man

TheOGZombiePigman🐷🤡: SOMEBODY CHANGE MY NAME BACK THIS INSTANT 

Cloud: :/ mmmm

Cloud: I don't know, it suits you

[User: Pit has changed User: fairy boy🧚🏻‍♂️'s name to "Hero!⚔️💚💚😊"] 

Pit: It's not very nice to be called fairy boy, is it? 😅

Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Yes Pit!! 

Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Thank you so much

OURboiROY😎👊: Don't you think those hearts are a little not manly though?