We have to talk

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A/N: I 👏 Am 👏 Trash 👏At 👏 Writing

(And now I shall add some more characters cause I have been too focused on the one's I like to play as, and yes, most of this chapter is filler for my own enjoyment)  

Chat: "Smash fighters" 


Incineroar: Okay

Incineroar: why did no-one tell me I was ranked 69TH in the new roster?? 

Simon: My apologies dear friend, I hope it doesn't bother you much

Incineroar: What? 

Simon: Truly you are a gifted fighter with your own merits, you're ranking matters not 

Incineroar: .. thanks Simon 

King K. Rool:  YOU LUCKY BASTARD 

Incineroar: you just don't uphold the same amount of manly vibes I give off 

King K. Rool: ffs 

King K. Rool: I've been around 26 year or some shit and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? 

Falco: I DEDICATE MY ENTIRE LIFE 

Falco: TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST 

Megaman: AND THIS THE THANKS I GET? 

Megaman: 

Megaman: 

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King K. Rool: what the fuck, guys—

Falco: Megaman

Megaman: yes? 

Falco: you're alright man

Megaman: why thank you

Megaman: Also, humans come up with the funniest shit 

Falco: Some humans are alright

Dr. Mario: Actually I stand corrected 

Dr. Mario: Humans are all shit and I propose we exterminate all of them 

Incineroar: what the 

Megaman: DOC, are you okay??? 

Falco: You sound madder than Fox does when I make fun of him for looking like a Beaststars character 

Incineroar: I choose to ignore Falco's message

Dr. Mario: Honestly 

Dr. Mario: I am not okay 

Dr. Mario: People are going outside and protesting for haircuts and then complain when other people go out and protest for equality 

Megaman: wow

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