Crowley X Aziraphale Oneshots.

7. - Good Omens Fanfic Week, Day Two

Todays Prompt: Fake dating. (I have absoloutely no idea what I'll write so don't judge me too harshly

It was just a week after Armadidn't when the short Angel Aziraphale walked home from St. James Park, dragging his feet across the sidewalk. He and Crowley were supposed to meet there, but the demon hadn't shown up. The blonde was very sad and dissapointed, never had the other one missed a date of them. Neither of the two supernatural beings had ever actually mentioned if thir meetings were dates or just friends hanging out, but Aziraphale always liked to think of them as dates. He knew Crowley did too. The ginger was never good at hiding his feelings for the angel. Aziraphale wasn't even sure if the demon ever tried. It was a long long time ago that the shorter one had realized that his love for his friend was so much more than just platonic. It was the year 1967 to be exact. He had found himself in a rather trickier situation. He was in a church and a gun was pointed at his head. Almost as he had sensed it, Crowley appeared to save his angel and did in fact just that, by blowing up the church. "Oh! The books! I forgot all the books! They'll all be-", Aziraphale sighed dissapointed as he stood in the ruin of the church. He was interrupted what so ever by his favourite demon "Little demonic miracle of my own." He said, handing the angel a bag full of his beloved books. Azirphale grabbed it in awe. "Lift home.", Crowley then added, his voice soft. He walked over to his Bentley. The blonde looked after him and then down to his bag. A golden blush made its way on his cheeks and his heart was beating like crazy. Always he had admired the other one, not only his dangerously handsome appearence but his character as well. He may seem like a sassy douche, but that was only a fassade. On the inside he was... a sassy douche with hearteyes and a whole bunch of feelings. And maybe the angel had always loved him, but it was right now that mattered. As the two of them drove home he thought about confessing, because he knew Crowley would return his feelings, but he musn't. He simply wasn't allowed to dissobey. They would hurt him, or worse hurt the demon involved. So the Angel never said a word.

When Aziraphale opened the door to his beloved bookshop a familiar smell greated him. A mix of old books, alcohol and evil. Crowley was here. Quickly the short man hushed to the backroom of his shoop just to find the demon on his couch, crosslegged and an almost empty red wine bottle in his hand. On the table infront of him was another one, already empty. "Oh dear, what in the heavens name are you doing here?", the angel asked and tilted his head in confusion. "I- I had an idea! Wanted - Wanted", the demon tried to focus on Aziraphale. "Wanted to tell you! But youuu were nowhere to be found!", he answered, slurring his speech. "I was at the St. James Park, as we arranged.", the shorter one answered and sat down infront of the other before grabbing a wine bottle as well pouring himself a glass. "Oh yeah...", the demon muttered. "Now what was that idea?" - "heaven and hell they aaall assume us to be datin', right? So why not? For shit and giggles, make 'em belive we are, gay couples are loved here on earth, mostly atleast!", Crowley suggested, smirking. "Oh no we musn't. I'll fall once upstairs finds out, you are being absoloutely ridicoulus!", the angel exlaimed almost immediately. "Bitch please! Gabriel is too afraid to come near you!", the snake alike said, crossing his arms infront of his chest. Aziraphale wasn't convinced but as he looked up at Crowley his decision was made. The demon was poutting. "Fine, dear.", he said defeated. The ginger smirked and started sobbering up. "Lovely. I'll pick you up for our first date tomorrow. 8'clock.", and with that he left.

The next day the two of them were sitting in the Ritz. As always Aziraphale was eating and Crowley was watching while taking small sips from his drink every now and then. "I must say as pleasent as this was, isn't this what usually do?", the angel said after finishing his dessert. "So you say this date was like all our meetings before it?", the Demon questioned curios. The spoken to nodded while dabbing his mouth with a napkin. "So the meetings before this were dates.", the Serpent continued. Aziraphale only blushed, but didn't answer. "So what you are saying is that we have been dating for thousands of years.", Crowley stated smirking. The angels cheeks were painted golden and he opened his mouth to say something but the other one gave him no chance of speaking because he himself started again "Humans have a 3 date rule. We are far over that, aren't we? Which means I'm not going too fast when I request if I can kiss you, correct?" Aziraphale choked on the drink that he drank at a poor attempt of cooling himself down, he looked up at the other who was smirking. "Sooo, Is it too early?", he questioned innocently. As in a trance the blonde shook his head slightly and gulped as he realized the other one inching closer, but he was even more shocked when he cought himself leaning as well. And soon enough, their lips met. The angel felt so hot, as if fire made it's way through his mouth and down his body, but it felt good, so good and so right. His hand was on Crowleys chest, clinging to his shirt and pulling him closer like his life depended on it. And Aziraphale had the feeling it did. He felt like this was the goal he was trying to reach his whole existence. The demons lips were rough against his soft ones but it was perfect the way it was. Their lips moved against each other and fit together like jigsaw pieces. After a few seconds the angel pulled away, not in the need of air, but in the need of time to realize what just happened. His cheeks were flushed golden and his pink lips swolen, it made him feel better that Crowley looked just the same. The two of them were only inches apart and the short blonde started to stutter "This - this wasn't pretend, right?" He actually sounded worried. "You are an idiot, angel. I hope you know that.", the demon said and pulled his angel into another kiss.