me: *to friend* do you have any weird kinks?
C: I mean I really like fishsticks
me: ok...?
C: actually who needs fishsticks when you could just shove a whole fish up your ass
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Sh*t That Sounds Fake But Have Actually Happened In My Life
Randomschool, life, family, friends Put those together and you get this "masterpiece" 🚨Disclaimer🚨 - all of these are real and sometimes sadly true. I will probably change names of people irl cause respect 😎
