No Eating In Class

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The initials are to keep names private


Religion Teacher - J are you eating in my class

J - yep

Religion Teacher - you can't eat in my class. what are you eating?

J - sour patch kids

Religion Teacher - Give me the bag please

J - ok

J - *pulls out 2 1/2 pound bag of candy*

Religion Teacher - .....

J -  what?

Religion Teacher - I was expecting a fun-sized bag

Religion Teacher - why do you have this

J - it was a gift. I have enough to share with the whole class now

J - the rule is you have to have enough for the whole class, I do

Religion Teacher - ......well you're not wrong

Religion Teacher - ......

Religion Teacher - can I have some sour patch kids?


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