SremmLife (The Sequel To The Best Of A Swaecation)

Clap Back Calls

"Jxmmi" I said into the phone after Swae and I got home.

"Yes, my dearest sister in law." Jxmmi answered.

"Wait, is there another sister in law I should know about?" I teased.

"Nah, your the only one." He replied.

"Good... so, my album is finished and Mike is going to set up a release party for me." I said to him.

"Meaning?"

"Come home, I miss my little angel, how is she?"

"She's great, except when she ditched her uncle for Minnie Mouse." Jxmmi said and I laughed.

"Is that Jxmmi?" Swae asked as he walked away to get himself a Gold Bottle.

I nodded my head at him and he came back over to me and took the phone from me.

"Jxmmi, my big bro, please let me speak to my Lil J." He asked then put the phone on speaker.

"Hi mom, hi dad!" Lil J said into the phone.

"Hey baby girl, are you enjoying yourself?" Swae asked.

"I was, but I wanna come home now, I miss mommy's hugs and Lil G."

"How's Nya?" Swae asked her.

"She's fine dad."

"Oh... and daddy, can you give Lil G a hug for me please, and give mommy a kiss?" Lil J continued.

"Sure will, we'll see you soon honey."

And with that, the phone was hung up.

"She said to hug Lil G, now where is he?" Swae asked.

"I don't know, I haven't seen him and normally, he'd be out here already." I replied.

Swae's phone then rang and he put it on speaker before answering it.

"Hello."

"This is wildlife agency, PETA, my name is Bruce Wayne, I'm sorry to inform you that your spider monkey has been seized in a raid that we carried out in your home. The only way you can get him back, is if you show us proof that you own a zoo or an animal reeducation centre."

Swae's POV

Oh God, no, not today.

Not when my little girl is coming home to expect him.

"FUCK!" I yell and Jenni pulls me into a hug.

"I know babe, I know." She says and comforts me.

"I can't get Lil J another spider monkey, she's attached to Lil G and would be able to tell the difference." I say to her.

"We'll just have to tell her, or I can go and buy LA Zoo." Jennifer says to me.

"Or I can build an animal reeducation center like PETA wants." She continues.

"The thing is babe, with the lives we live, there won't be much time for both of those." I say to her and she nods, agreeing with me.

Suddenly, she had a lightbulb moment and she kissed me hard.

"They conducted a raid when we weren't here. That's pretty illegal, so we can start a case against them." Jennifer said.

Now I think that is a good plan.

Jennifer then pulled out her phone and called someone.

"Hello... J Lee speaking... no, no don't fan boy too much, I'm calling to report a B & E at my home. My husband and I, our spider monkey, Lil G, he was stolen during that and I'd like to just let you know." She started.