Me: come to think of it
Me: you know a lot about me by now
Me: like you know I've dated Jimin
Me: and kissed Taehyung.... #deepregretzyikes
Me: you could find out who i am in like seconds
V: FIRST OF ALL
V: YOU
V: REALLY
V: regretted that kiss? Wow tae
V: i mean tea
Me: i forgot that was ur fav topic
Me: my bad
Me: but like
Me: I ASKED YOU SOMETHING
V: bout that, tf u think I am?
V: Jake Peralta? Sherlock?
V: like how would I even know? thats absurd
Me: rlly? From where i see it, u know these people
Me: u cud just go up to Taehyung and pull a 'just heard u got drunk kissed yada yada yada'
Me: its pretty easy
V: "yAda Yada Yada"
V: well unlike u
V: i like to keep my nose where it belongs B)
V: in MY business B)
Me: ur so fkn rude bitch
V: well wot can I say
V: u get me all hot and frustrated ;-)
Me: take a cold shower, alright?
V: i like that idea. I'll need company tho :-)
Me: this is cyber harassment *disgust intensified*
V: feel free to block me 🤷🏻♀️ *openly challenges c:*
Me: a$$hole &@:&:$
Me: I would if I could B-|
Me: also don't you dare compare yourself to Jake frickin Peralta AGAIN
Me: you are NO WHERE that hot :-)
V: honey u have nooo idea just how hot i am
V: and just how lucky u are 👅
Me: PLEase, this isnt high school musical and you rnt troy bolten and u won't launch into a song and the whole college won't join u with perfectly co-ordinated steps 🙄🙄🙄
Me: (hoping you have an iPhone so you can see my eyerolls)
Me: (they are the punctuation to my burn)
V: but I do sing on the stage and 75,000+ girls do go crazy when I do :-)
V: ( worst burn in history of burns)
V: (worst eyeroll in history of eyerolls)
Me: stop dreaming Vanessa
Me: u need therapy my dear
Me: (get lost)
V: Ok but, thing is
Me: shit shit shit shit
Me: no nononono
Me: is that Taehyung walking towards me?
Me: JESUS WHY???? is it b/c I don't pray much anymore?
Me: ughh bra
Me: BRB*
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40 Days To Valentine's
Фанфик|Me: I can't stop thinking about the stupid drunken kiss| Two people, paired at random to be each others Date, are texting 40 days before the Valentine's Day... The catch is, Neither wants the other to know their name But whoever finds out the othe...
